Is it me?

[Jon, The Elder]

I Banjoed an otter once.........haven't been the same since.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

That's not something you want to admit to seeing as it is illegal in most civilised countries.

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Don't worry Jon, you should have no problems if you'd like to bring your otter over here...

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Pervert!

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Shssss! They'll all want one

 

[danir]

why would they all want a pervert?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

You use a pervert to pervert things. It's a bit like a spanner but with a flatter end.
They don't make them anymore so they are difficult to find.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I've resurrected this thread because I found these oddities in my mailbox:

"With kind regards.
mention the pension, list against the wall"

"hingeways, goitrous hydromantically. toploty rushingly eloquently, pistols modestly monomark pseudomaniac, boutonniere shyest --- terebenic nettable whilock, stenostomatous agars gearwheels heliotherapies.. unreadiness onkos"


What does it all mean??????

 

[JohnMF]

do this spam email things actual have links in them?

 

[JohnMF]

You use a pervert to pervert things. It's a bit like a spanner but with a flatter end.
They don't make them anymore so they are difficult to find.

a bit like fork handles

 

[Tangerini]

"One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle."

 

[Hertz van Rental]

a bit like fork handles

Often confused with four candles, I understand.

No, the spam doesn't come with links which is why I find it puzzling.
Maybe it's all from a baby spammer taking his first stumbling steps...

 

[danir]

No, the spam doesn't come with links ...

Redefining 'the missing link'.