Is it weird to name my fish?

[blackdoglab]

those little clams are still nameless, but were quite tasty

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Now that is just sick. Eating something before it's been Christened. You'll fry in Hell* for that.


*Or possibly be poached in a white wine sauce. I understand the devil is getting more adventurous these days.

 

[blackdoglab]

actually... i'd rather be roasted on a spit, but that's just me

 

[Aquarium Dreams]

How 'bout a shish-ka-bob with you, Corry, and liver morsels between, sauteed in fine Vernor's ale?

 

[blackdoglab]

sounds like an orgy on a stick

 

[Hertz van Rental]

There is no way I am going to be cleaning up after that one.

 

[blackdoglab]

I wonder, why do all of these food threads end up as flirty threads?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Because both activities require you to pop something hot and filling inside leaving you well stuffed.

 

[Aquarium Dreams]

Hertz, you're going to have to spell it out for some of us.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

B-e-c-a-u-s-e b-o-t-h a-c-t-i-v-i-t-i-e-s r-e-q-u-i-r-e y-o-u...

Look! Have you never eaten out? Or been eaten?

 

[blackdoglab]

I don't wanna know buddy

 

[Aquarium Dreams]

Look-- it's the sun. I'm going to go play now.

Sickos, all of you! :lmao:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

But you'd do it if the right person asked...

 

[Aquarium Dreams]

:scratch: I like liver and onions.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Kinky!



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