Village Idiot said:
Technology changes and with that new techniques, teachings, and understandings have to come about as well. So, good on you for calling everyone a moron for developing a different understanding of how things work than you did.
NONSENSE. Pure, unadulterated nonsense. The "new technology" of d-slr photography is a shift from film capture to digital sensor. Almost everything else is the same. I can take a 1959 Nikon F 35mm f/2.8 Nikkor lens, and pop it onto a 2011-made Nikon D3100, and shoot pictures with it. I can use a 1980 Vivitar 285HV flash with it. I can reverse-mount a 1938-made 50mm 50mm f/3.5 Leica Elmar lens onto the front of a Nikon or Canon d-slr, and shoot macro shots with a lens made before Hitler rolled into Poland. I own lenses that I bought brand new when I was in college, before you were even BORN, that I still shoot occasionally on my Nikon digital bodies. Still the same old stuff,as always.Crazy things like f/2.5, f/4, f/5.6, and distances in feet and meters. Lens caps that work the same as the new ones, but which were made in the 1970's!!! zOMG!!! Except for the shift from film to digital sensor as the capture medium, there has not been a real tectonic shift in photography since...hmmmm, lemme see....since the flashbulb was invented in 1928. The basics of actual photography have not changed since before WW II.
I'm still trying to get a grasp though on how that light-admitting-hole-inside-the-lens thingy works....all those nasty-named "Eff" numbers..even the mere thought of an "eff number" makes me blush!!! It's all so confusing, with the "Eff-sixteen" being a high number, but actually meaning a teensie-tiny light-admitting-hole-inside-the-lens-thingy, and then we have like, Eff two point eight, which is like a low number value, but represents a big light-admitting-hole-inside-the-lens-thingy...I just don't have the mathematical or scientific skills to understand how that system works. And I certainly do NOT APPROVE of the use of the "Eff word" or the vulgarity of using the "Eff word", as a way to describe the size of the light-admitting-hole-inside-the-lens-thingy! We need to re-define that naughty Eff word!
Maybe we can all come together and sing Kumbaya, and then get rid of all those stuffy, scientifically-based, stuffy, outdated technical terms, and modernize the vocab!!! You know, combine Depth of Focus, and Depth of Field! And combine focal plane with focal point! And of course, we simply MUST, must, must stop using that naughty term "eff stop", and refer to it as the light-admitting-hole-inside-the-lens-thingy. We need to re-define all that oldy-moldy stuff all those scientists and optical experts and eggheads came up with, and you know, kind of dumb-down the terminology so that it fits our modern ways!!!