J*O*C*O*S*E ---> you are Member of the Week (MOTW)!

[Chris of Arabia]

First answer was absolutely perfect thanks. It is important to know that very little I ever say should be taken seriously and if there is ever a lighter side to anything I ever say, you can be fairly certain that's what I had in mind. I'm also very curious to see what people come up with given an absurd request that they feel they must comply with - think Milgram

Given my declared intent to perform psychology experiments on you, I have become concerned by your aquisition of a chair leg. I am now backing up very slowly and I am about to leave the room. Now please Mr Cose, just put that down, it really won't help matters. That's better now isn't it. Oh it isn't. Nurse! Call the orderly would you.. No Mr Co... No don't do... aaaarrggghhhh arrrghhhh... uughhh arrrghhhh....

 

[jocose]

Tell us about your worst or funniest or weirdest dating experience (assuming it wasn't anyone on this forum).

I think you have fish ... what's the most exotic one you've got?

Make up a limerick using the word "write".

Hmm...I've got several. Here are a few goodies:

I think the saddest would be the chick who started the date off by telling me that if I was looking for a one night stand, I was wasting my time. She'd been there, done that, and it was so over-rated, and it is nothing she wanted again, and she didn't believe in one night stands, and one night stands weren't her thing, and she was done with one night stands, especially with 45 year old men (because that's how old he was when she had her one night stand when she was 21), and one night stands weren't any fun, and how could people want one night stands. Obviously, she was looking for a one night stand and wanted me to take her back to one of our places and do the deed. It was pretty painful actually.

That same date went from sad to weird when we ended up at a gay kareoke bar.

But I think the most bizarre was the chick who told me all about her porn collection and how she had a rather interesting assortment of dildos...does one really start off with dildos and butt plugs??

I think the most exotic fish I have is something that is called a somethingorother dinosaur...he looks like an eel with these little fins in front that look like feet.


Oh, how I love to write
more than I do to fight
But for a girl
and a chance to score
you know there's a chance that I might

 

[jocose]

Do we get a new MOTW on time this week Corrina?

I thought the questions were supposed to be to me.

 

[jocose]

No. This one did not work out, so I now leave him up until he notices that he is MOTW. I thought it would be a good idea to FINALLY give him the chance (his name was MUCH higher up in the list but I never chose him because he was never here), so when he showed up, I jumped at the chance - in vain .

Maybe I e-mail him about it and also let him know that this is his second week already (and "last chance"? )

Did you? I never got an email.

 

[jocose]

We wait.
Ask away until then so he has all Thursday covered with answering our questions

How many mosquito bites have you had throughout this year so far?
Do mosquito bites bother you much?
How do you treat them?

What happened to your internet?
Did you finish that story on the fish?

Good questions. I don't think I've had more than 10ish this year. No, they are usually gone within a 1/2 hour. I don't treat them...I GENTLY rub them--NEVER scratch, and they just go away.

I was in Boston on travel, and it was $0.49 a minute to connect...I couldn't justify wasting the taxpayers money (sorry folks).

I have one story written on the fish, and another I'm trying to work on...you can only enter 1 story (oh, I should probably put that in the rules), so I wll have to secide which one I like better.

 

[jocose]

How far is the moon from the earth?

Does the Space Shuttle get free HBO?

Coffee, Tea or Cola?

Decaf or Regular?

Pop, soda or coke?

Fav color?

238,857 miles (384,403 kilometers)

They get better pics out the window than any cable channel ever could.

Tea

Decaf

I say soda, but I don't much care for any (least of all coke)

Blue and red

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Oohh my head....

Where am I?

Ahh I remember now...

What sort of person are you? Describe your personality and your personal philosophy on life...

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I've been seeing a nice, cute, and fun Israeli chick for about 4 months now (Hertzy, please don't piss her off if you meet her )

What? Me do a thing like that? Perish the thought.

(Although I might not be able to resist asking if she'd like a bacon sandwich on a Friday. Jews don't eat meat on a Friday, right?)

 

[(Ghastly) Krueger]

What's your job again? (I read about it somewhere sometime, but I forget...

What's the strangest piece of equipment you've used in your job and what's it's purpose? Can we get a pic of it?

 

[Antarctican]

Thanks for the great stories, Jocose, and the limerick had me doing a double-take (heehee).

You mentioned "the Duelling Quill"...care to explain what that is, and provide a link?

 

[jocose]

What? Me do a thing like that? Perish the thought.

(Although I might not be able to resist asking if she'd like a bacon sandwich on a Friday. Jews don't eat meat on a Friday, right?)

That's the Catholics...look, just cuz you don't believe in religion and just because your king kicked the Church out of England that doesn't mean that you should mix up religions The Jews eat gefilte fish on Fridays!

Besides, she's a vegatarian.

 

[jocose]

What's your job again? (I read about it somewhere sometime, but I forget...

What's the strangest piece of equipment you've used in your job and what's it's purpose? Can we get a pic of it?

I sit in a cube and play on the internet all day at NASA Headquarters.

I don't really use very strange equipment. I did hold a water filter that cleans urine and sweat to make it drinkable...that's pretty gross, but not strange. I've also handled reenforced carbon carbon (the stuff on the leading edge of the Space Shuttle wings). Sorry, I don't have any pics.

We do policy in my office so we don't get to touch cool stuff.

 

[jocose]

Thanks for the great stories, Jocose, and the limerick had me doing a double-take (heehee).

You mentioned "the Duelling Quill"...care to explain what that is, and provide a link?

The Dueling Quill is a website that I began that is designed to help people jump start their creative juices. We give a title and a word count, and you need to write a story. We just started it, and the first duel is up and running. The deadline is this Sunday.

Chase was kind enough to let me advertize it a few weeks ago.

If there is anyone on TPF who is good with drupal, WordPress, and/or phpBB and can design an awesome template, please, please, please contact me. There is no money, but you can get your name in the credits, and I'd be eternally grateful. Right now the layout is very typical and just ones that I've found online. I hope to get a more professional looking one up soon.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

just because your king kicked the Church out of England

He didn't kick the Church out. He only kicked the Catholics out and became the head of a new Protestant religion - the Church of England. And just because he wanted to get laid.
I know my religions but you don't know your history :mrgreen:

So a bacon sandwich is right out, then?

 

[jocose]

He didn't kick the Church out. He only kicked the Catholics out and became the head of a new Protestant religion - the Church of England. And just because he wanted to get laid.
I know my religions but you don't know your history :mrgreen:

So a bacon sandwich is right out, then?

i know my history right enough...i was referring to the catholic church...just shortened it to the Church (with a big c).

yes, i should think a bacon sandwich is out of the question for her....but if your making them, i'll have one---but easy on the mayo!