l0rd of teh ringzor (Not MD safe)

yeh, w00t was derived from people playing dungeon and dragons and whenever they found gold they shouted loot, and later to celebrate they called out wooow, so they combined the two.
Its simply, w-ow-t
 
L0rd 0f teh Ringz0rz
Teh Tw0 T0werz

[Somewhere, under the mountains]
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf: "U. R. PWNED!"

[Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are running across Rohan]
Gimli: "FFS speed hax!"
Legolas: "LOL, N00b!"
**Aragorn spots the fallen broach
Aragorn: "Sif teh leaves of Lorien fall. They give +2!"

[At Isengard, Saruman is with a group of Wildmen of Dunland]
Saruman: "Teh Rohirrim are tards!"
Dunlander: "Sif leet! Damn retards!"
Saruman: "Joo bring teh pwn. Go and pwn those n00bs!"
Crowd of Dunlanders: "WOOT!"

[At Edoras]
**Eowyn visits the stricken Theodred in his chambers
Eowyn: "OMGOMGOMGOMG u got pwned! "

**Eowyn and Eomer go to Theoden-king
Eowyn: "Theodred just got pwnt!"
Grima: "Sif! Saruman is teh leet!"
Eomer: "Teh orkz0rs are pwning us! They wear Saruman's clag tag: {S}"
Grima: "FFS, Theoden is AFK."
Eomer: "Joo = Saurman's tard. And joo want netsecks with my sister, fag!"
Grima: "Sif pwn me. I R Admin!"
Grima: "I r teh leet."
[Grima logs in as admin]
[Eomer is kicked from Edoras]

[Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are running across Rohan still]
Gimli: "..."
Legolas: "FFS, Hide!"
Aragorn: "Sif! Hey foos, sup?"
Eomer: "WTF tard."
Eomer: "Clan {S} Are teh pwn in Rohan. Theoden has been hacked. WTF u doing here?"
Aragorn: "We r teh tracking teh Uruk-hai."
Eomer: "Teh Uruk-hai are teh dead."
Legolas: "OMG"
Aragorn: "And teh hobbits?"
Eomer: "Wtf is a hobbit?"

[Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas find the spot where the Rohirrim slew the Uruk-Hai]
**Aragorn kicks a helmet
Aragorn: "OMFGBSHAX, my toe! Arrrgh!"
Legolas: "Sigh. Tard."

**Aragorn searches, finds the ropes
Aragorn: "OMG, B&D!"
Legolas: "LOL, sif."
Aragorn: "And then they went into teh Fangorn forest."
Gimli: "WTF. GG FN tards."

[Merry and Pippin are running through Fangorn Forest]
Merry: "WTFBBQHAX"
Pippin: "Ssh."
Grishnákh: "Argh! Yuo=pwned!"
Treebeard: "Sif."
Treebeard [Stomps] Grishnákh
Treebeard: "PWNT!"
Pippin: "OMG"
Treebeard: "OMG, A/S/L."
Merry: "WTF?"
Treebeard: "U r teh orks"
Merry: "Sif"

**Smoke is seen to the south
Treebeard: "It r clan {S}. They R pwn."
Merry: "WTF is clan {S}?"
Treebeard: "[email protected]"
Merry: "o.0"

**The hobbits can see a the armies of Isengard
Merry: "O. M. G."
Pippin: "Pfft, China inf is for noobs."
Merry: "N00b Zergling rush!!! o.0"
Treebeard: "Sif... got Entmoot, bbiab."
Merry: "Wtf is an Entmoot?"
Treebeard: "It R a LAN."

**Later, while the Ents are meeting
Treebeard: "Well, no war!."
Pippin: ">.< "
Merry: "o.0 SIf"
Treebeard: "Soz"
Merry: "Take us south."
Treebeard: "kk"

**Treebeard sees the desolation wrought by Saruman's armies on Fangorn Forest
Treebeard: "O... M... G..."
Treebeard: "FFS TARD MOFO >.< "
**Treebeard summons the other Ents
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
{S}Ork: "WTF1"
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
Saruman: "OMG, I aven't finished my base defense yet! >.<"
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Ent [Treetrunk] {S}Ork
{S}Ork: "OMG! RUN AWAY!"
Ent: "PWN!"
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
Ent [Stomps] {S}Ork
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Merry [Stones] {S}Ork
{S}Ork: "Ow, ffs"
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Ent [Stomps] {S}Ork
{S}Ork [Flames] Ent
Ent: "OMG OW!"
{S}Ork: "WOOOOT! ;P"
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
{S}Ork: "Aw!"
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
{S}Ork: "OMG BASECAMPER!"
{S}Ork: "FFS. >.<"
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
Ent [Treetrunk] {S}Ork

**the Ents destroy the damn overlooking Isengard
{S}Ork is no more
{S}Ork is no more
{S}Ork is no more
{S}Ork is no more
{S}Ork is no more
{S}Ork is no more
Ent: "Woot!"
Saruman: "OMG. GG."

[Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are in Fangorn Forest]
Legoals: "Teh White Wizard!"
Aragorn: "Ph34r!"
The White Wizard: "LOL, noobs."
Aragorn: "Wtf."
The White Wizard: "You want teh hobbits?"
Aragorn: "Where are they?"
The White Wizard: "LOL. They met teh pwnerer."
Aragorn: "Who are joo?"

**The white light fades, revealing Gandalf
Aragorn: "WTFOMGBSHAX!"
Gandalf: "Teh balrog was noob. He got pwned. I can dance all day, I can dance all day!"
Gandalf: "Boom! HEADSHOT!"
Gandalf: "I R GANDALF TEH GREY!"
Gandalf: "I R GANDALF TEH WHITE!"
Gimli: "FFS, make up your mind! ><"

[Eowyn is farewelling Theodred. Grima is there]
Eowyn: *tear
**Grima puts a hand on Eowyn's shoulder
Grima: "Sifn't deal with his pwnage, now that Eomer is banned"
Eowyn: "FFS tard, FOAD"

[Gandalf, Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas arrive in Edoras]
Gandalf: "There are tards here."
Gimli: "I'll TK all of them!"

[The four of them enter the Hall of Edoras]
Grima: "OMG, it's Gandalf. He is a tard!"
Gandalf: "Theoden, U R Tard."
Grima: [whispers] "Sif Gandalf"
Theoden: "FFS Gandalf, FU!"
Grima = [Admin] Grima
Grima: "Joo will be pwned!"
Gandalf: "LOL"
Grima is being kicked from the server. Reason: Using banned name "[Admin]"
Gandalf: "LOLOLOL"
Gimli: "Hah!"
Theoden/Saruman: "Joo have no hax here, Gandalf!"
Gandalf: "SIF!"
**Gandalf strikes Theoden in the head with his staff, driving Saruman's control from him.
Eowyn: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "LOL, Sifn't hax!"

[Theoden, Gandalf, Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are in the Hall of Edoras]
Theoden: "Sif war. We would be pwned"
Gandalf: "Eomer is hax!"
Theoden: "We go to Helm's Deep, foo!"
Gandalf: "Sigh"
Aragorn: "WTF?"
Gandalf: "I'm off! I'll bring teh hax."
Gandalf has disconnected
Gandalf has left the server

[Grima and Saruman are in Orthanc]
Grima: "Theoden=tard. He'll go to Helm's Deep!"
Saruman: "o.0. Send teh warg-riders. They be pwn!"
Warg Riders: "Leet!"

[The Warg Riders attack the Rohirrim heading to Helm's Deep]
Warg Rider: "Argh!"
Hama: "OMFG!"
Warg Rider [Wargs] Hama
Gamling: "PWNT!"
Warg: "Grrrr!"
Gamling: "Nice doggie."
Warg [Wargs] Gamling
Gamling: FFS, lag
Warning, Connection problems detected
Gamling has disconnected from the server
Legolas [Arrow] Warg
Legolas [Knife] {S}Ork
Legolas: "Enemy Scout Spotted!"
Theoden: "FFS, teams! >< "
Legolas [Arrow] {S}Ork
Legolas [Arrow] {S}Ork
Legolas [Arrow] {S}Ork
Legolas: "LOLOLOL Tards!"
{S}Ork: "FFS, that hacker!"
Gimli: "I bring u pwn!"
Legolas [Arrow] {S}Ork
Gimli: "OMFG, kill theif!"
Gimili [Axe] Warg
**The Warg falls ontop of Gimli
Gimli: "FFS. BG"
**An Ork creeps over the corpse of the Warg.
Gimli [Judo chop] {S}Ork
**The Ork collapses on the warg.
Gimli: "Ouph!"
Rohirrim [Broadsword] {S}Ork
Rohirrim [Broadsword] {S}Ork
{S}Ork [Curved knife] Rohirrim
{S}Ork [Warg] Rohirrim
Theoden [Broadsword] Warg
Theoden: "Woot!"
{S}Ork [Warg] Rohirrim
Theoden [Broadsword] {S}Ork
Theoden: "LOLOLOL!"
{S}Ork: "FFS, hax!"
{S}Ork: "Turn it off!"
{S}Ork [Warg] Rohirrim
Theoden [Broadsword] {S}Ork
Theoden: "PWNED JOO!"
Aragorn: "LOL prepare to b pwnt!"
Sharku: "Sif, tard"
Sharku: "STFU and die!"
**Aragorn finds that his wrist is caught in the saddle straps of the Warg's saddles as it charges towards a cliff.
Aragorn [Stabs] Sharku
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
Warg has disconnected from the server
Legolas: "LOLOLOL, Pwned!"
Legolas: "Aragorn? FFS tard!"
Gimli: "Aragorn?"
Sharku: "LOLOLOLOLOLOL *cough"
Legolas: "WTF?! Sif live tard!"
Sharku: "He's dead!"
Legolas: "WTFBSHAX!"
Sharku is no more
Sharku has disconnected from the server

[At Isengard, Grima and Saruman are discussing the attack on Helm's Deep]
Saruman: "U can get hax for anything!"
Grima: "Wtf?"
Saruman: "I R leet. I've got teh wallhax for Helm's Deep!"
Grima: "Cool1"
**The armies of Uruk-Hai are arrayed out before Isendgard.
Saruman: "Leet hax0rs, go and pwn!"
Uruk-hai: "WOOT!"

[Aragorn has visions of Arwen, Elrond shows Arwen visions of he future, and Elrond and Galadriel discourse at length that the time for the Elves to leave is at hand]
Audience: *yawn.

[Aragorn is returning to Helm's Deep on the back of Brego. He sees the massive army of Isengard marching]
Aragorn: "OMFG. Teams! FFS!"

[Aragorn returns to Isengard]
Gimli: "HAX! LOLOOLOLOL"
Legolas: "WTF!"
**Legolas returns the Evenstar to Aragorn
Eowyn: *tear
Aragorn: "Sif safe. 10K {S} coming this way!"
Theoden: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "Teams!"
Theoden: "exec rohirrimhax.exe"

[Later, as Aragorn is preparing for the battle. Legolas and Gimli are there]
**A horn is sounded in the distance
Legolas: "Wtf?"
Legolas: "That is no {S} horn!"
Haldir: "Got Elf-hax?! "
Legolas: "Woot!"

[The Isengard Uruk-Hai array themselves before the walls of Isengard]
Uruk-Hai: "PWNAGE TIME!"
Gimli: "Sif! I can't see!"
Legolas: "LOLO. Shortarse!"
Aragorn: "exec arrowhax_v_1_2.exe"
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Gimli: "Did they hit anything?"
Rohirrim [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
**The Uruk-Hai keep coming, and start raising ladders against the deeping wall.
Gimli [Big ****ing Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli [Big ****ing Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli: "LOLOLOL! TWO!"
Legolas: "Seventeen! Foo lol!"
Gimli: "OMFG"
Gimli [Big ****ing Axe] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas: "LOLOLOL!"
Uruk-Hai: "AIMBOT!"
Uruk-Hai: "Sif! I was behind cover!"
Gimli [Big ****ing Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli: "17!"
Gimli [Big ****ing Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli: "18!"
Gimli [Big ****ing Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli: "19!"
Gimli [Big ****ing Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli: "20! LOLOOL"
 
[The Uruk-Hai are stacking Saruman's devices into the culvert at the foot of the deeping wall. An Uruk-Hai comes running in carrying a specialised torch.]
Aragorn: "WTF is that?"
Gimli: "I can't see!"
Aragorn: "Kill teh tard!"
Legolas: "KK!"
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
**The Uruk-Hai stumbles the last few steps but manages to pitch himself into the culvert with the torch.
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Rohirrim
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Rohirrim
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Elf
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Rohirrim
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Elf
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Rohirrim
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Elf
Uruk-hai has killed a teammate
Uruk-Hai is no more
Uruk-Hai is no more
Uruk-Hai is no more
Theoden: "OMG! WALLHAX!"
Rohirrim: "Turn it off!"
Rohirrim: "Hackers!"
Uruk-Hai: "LOLOOLOLOL!"
**The Uruk-Hai start pouring through the breach in the wall
Gimli: "OMFG! TEAMS FFS!"
Gimli [Big ****ing Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli [Big ****ing Axe] Uruk-Hai
Aragorn: "CHARGE!"
Elf [Sword] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Sword] Uruk-Hai
Gimli [Big ****ing Axe] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Sword] Uruk-Hai
Uruk-Hai [Rusty blunt sword] Elf
Uruk-Hai [Rusty blunt sword] Elf
Uruk-Hai [Rusty blunt sword] Elf
Elf: "OMG! TEAMS"
Uruk-Hai [Rusty blunt sword] Elf
Uruk-Hai [Rusty blunt sword] Elf
ELF: "FFS!"
Uruk-Hai [Rusty blunt sword] Elf
Legolas: "OMG"
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Shield to the throat] Uruk-Hai
Uruk-Hai: "OMG BS!"
Aragorn: "Teams! FFS! FALL BACK!"
Uruk-Hai [Blunt vicious sword] Haldir
Uruk-Hai [Blunt vicious sword] Haldir
Haldir: "OMG. OW!"
Aragorn: "WTF BS HAX!"
Aragorn [Broadswoard] Uruk-Hai
Theoden: "Brace teh doorz0s!"

[The Rohirrim, Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli are inside the keep]
Theoden: "OMG, we're pwnt!"
Aragorn: "Sif!"
**Theoden leads the charge out of the gates of Helm's Deep
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Uruk-Hai: "W. T. F?"
Uruk-Hai: "O M G!"
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim: "LEET!"

**To the East there is a rider on a white horse
Aragorn: "OMG! Gandalf!"
Gandalf: "FFS, teams!"
Eomer: "LOL sif!"

**The Rohirrim charge down on the Uruk-Hai on their flanks and front
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Uruk-Hai: "OMFG hax!"
Uruk-Hai: "!Changemap"
Theoden: "LOL, Rohirrim=teh winn0r!"

[Frodo and Sam are sleeping on the rocky ground]
Frodo: "Gandalfz0r!"
Sam: "WTF?"
Frodo: "..."
Sam: "STFU and sleep, foo!"

**Frodo and Sam head towards Mordor across rocky and inhospitible ground
Frodo: "OMG..."
Sam: "It's teh hax, isn't it?"
Frodo: "Chewing through teh processes. "
Sam: "Foo."

**That night, while Sam and Frodo sleep Gollum creeps up on them.
Gollum: "Sssif theives. Preciousss isss MY hax0rsss. We hatesss teh hobbitssses for leeching teh preciousss."
**As Gollum reaches out for the ring, Sam and Frodo jump up and grab him.
Gollum: "ARGH! FFS!"
Sam: "LOL, STFU!"
Gollum: "Sif, fatty!"
Frodo: "STFU Gollum"

[Later, after Emyn Muil and entering the Dead Marshes]
Frodo: "So... a/s/l?"
Gollum: "WTF?"
Frodo: "U r teh Smeagol"
Gollum: "OMG... smeagol... ... hax"

**A Nazgul flies overhead
Gollum: "OMG HIDE!"
Frodo: "wtf... lag!"
Gollum: "HIDE!"
Frodo: "OMG, LAGGING HARD!"
Sam: "HAX! Look at his ping!"
Gollum: "OMG"

[Later, Frodo, Sam and Gollum are overlooking the Black Gate]
Gollum: "Teh gate!"
Sam: "LOL, Sif get through that!"
Frodo: "FFS"
**The gate starts to open
Sam: "OMG, let's go!"
**A rock is dislodged and sent tumbling down the slope.
Frodo: "OMG, U R TARD!"
**Frodo throws his elven cloak over himself and Sam
Frodo: "LEET! Elvish invisibility hax!"

[Later on, Gollum is catching fish in a steam]
Sam: "OMG, fish hax!"
Gollum: "I R TEH LEET FISH0R!"

[Later that night]
Gollum: "Teh hax is mine!"
Smeagol: "No! It R teh masters!"
Gollum: "Sif tard! IT R MINE!"
Smeagol: "But Master is my friend!"
Gollum: "Sif Friends!"
Smeagol: "STFU!"
Gollum: "FOAD... u have no friends tard!"
Smeagol: "STFU STFU STFU!"
Gollum: "Cheat!"
**Smeagol is shaking his head
Gollum: "HAX0R!"
Smeagol: "STFU. Not listening!"
Gollum: "CAMPER!"
Smeagol: "Go away!"
Gollum: "Go away? LOLOOLOL, tard"
Smeagol: "U r teh hax0r "
Gollum: "U R leet cos of me!"
Smeagol: "SIF!"
Gollum: "WTF?"
Smeagol: "U R teh hax. Sif need joo!"
Gollum: "WTF?"
Smeagol: "FOAD foo!"
Gollum: "...sif!"
Smeagol has logged in as admin
Gollum is kicked from the server
Smeagol: "Wooot! "

[The next day]
Sam: "Po-tat-toes"
Gollum: "WTF?"

[Sam and Frodo see the Oliphaunts]
Sam: "OMG, teh oliphaunts!"
**Suddenly, pandemonium breaks out as the Oliphaunts come under attack
Frodo: "WTF?"
Sam: "OMG"
Farimir: "Wtf are you?"

[Frodo and Sam are taken to Henneth Annûn by Faramir and his men]
Faramir: "U r teh spiez0rz."
Sam: "Sif spies!"
Faramir: "Then who are joo, foo?!"
Frodo: "..."
Faramir: "FFS"
**Frodo tells Faramir about how they set out from Rivendell
Faramir: "U shared teh hax with Boromir?"
Frodo: "Sif.."
Faramir: "Boromir is dead"
Frodo: "WTF? How?"
Faramir: "Spawn campers ><"

[Mordor attacks Osgiliath]
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
Soldier's of Gondor: "OMFG! HAX!"
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
Soldier of Gondor: "STOP CAMPING FFS!"
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
Soldier of Gondor: "Stay out of teh main!"

Farmir: "WTF?!"
Frodo: "Sif, I'm outta here!"
Faramir: "STFU!"
Sam: "OH FFS!"
Faramir: "KK!"

[The hobbits travel through the woods following Gollum outside of Osgiliath]
Gollum: "FFS... tard hobbits!"
Smeagol: "WTF... u haxing me again?"
Gollum: "Sif hobbits. Shelob!"
Smeagol: "WOOT!"
 
Thanks for your assistance with w00t :)
 
No probs...

Update

STFU Doesnt really mean stuff you...it means shut the F**K up...I do apologise about the language....
 
That Romeo and Juliet one is funny. It's very long though - about 10 or 15 minutes of flash.
I wouldn't have been able to understand it if I hadn't read this thread first though.
 
this topic suxorz teh big 1111. fortunately that is about the extent of my knowledge on this :meh:

Sorry Arty :er:
 
omg, i think this is hilarious... whilst i'm far from typing like that, i used to MUD a lot and did my fair share of D&D back in the day too... this is just hilarious :)

i'm going to have to check out that link to romeo & juliet now too :)

had no idea, that was the origin of woot... loot & wow... intersting... fwiw, you can check out woot.com they have crazy cheap bargains that cycle every day...

artemis, is there a ROTK story too?
 
oh yea, a few translations that i saw:

joo = you
foo = fool
STFU NOOB = shut the f*** up noob (umm... noob is a poster with low post count)
sif (i thought it meant "as if")
KK = OK OK
ph34r = fear
teh = the

some online help to destroy your english skillz :D
http://www.ninjalane.com/leet.aspx
 
I honestly have no idea...I think they havent got round to that yet, but ill have a search on google.
 

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