Last person to post in this thread wins...

[Antarctican]

A space bar, is that where Luke Skywalker goes to unwind on a Saturday night?

 

[Canosonic]

 

[DemonAstroth]

And I'm still winning...

 

[Antarctican]

Or whining?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

You just want a bit of cork.

 

[Antarctican]

:taped sh:

What's on my wish list for Santa can't be disclosed here or I might not get it.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

You want to screw Santa's cork?

 

[Antarctican]

Whoa, who knew Santa could do the splits like that? It's always good to be flexible! Plus, he knows where all the naughty boys live. Yep, think I'll sit on his lap and talk about whatever comes up

 

[Canosonic]

Ask him to lock this thread.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Whoa, who knew Santa could do the splits like that?

I think he must have fallen off a roof.
Or maybe he was pushed. It looks like rain, dear.

 

[AtlPikMan]

Last...

 

[Hertz van Rental]

...but one.

 

[amandamuns]

I want to win!!!

 

[taskoni]

... and the winner is?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

The term "winner" has no relevance in this thread.