Last person to post in this thread wins...

[Antarctican]

Now really. If you think anyone but a woman is going to get the last word in.....

 

[MichiganFarts]

I know it's not nice to beat a woman...

But I think I just won!

 

[Antarctican]

I beg to differ

 

[MichiganFarts]

That's what she said...

No really, it was.

 

[Antarctican]

Sheesh, Michigan, control yourself. [FONT=&quot]

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[Edsport]

Where do i collect?

 

[Antarctican]

The alley behind the ToysRUs store in Times Square. Tell 'em Eddie "Tiger Toes" sent you, and I'm sure the guys there will pay up

 

[MichiganFarts]

OMG!!!! DO YOU EVER SLEEP!!!???!!!!

 

[Trever1t]

I have gas

 

[Antarctican]

What is it with the male digestive system? I mean, c'mon, women never pass gas. Right? (That was the dog I tell you! [FONT=&quot]

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[Conner41]

You all can leave, I got this

 

[kundalini]

What is it with the male digestive system? I mean, c'mon, women never pass gas. Right? (That was the dog I tell you! [FONT=&quot]

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.... but the Queen arrives.

Oooooo, I love fart jokes. I have the funniest true story ever, but can't tell a soul on earth. It's a heavy burden.

 

[Trever1t]

Oh, do share!

 

[kundalini]

Oh, do share!

It begins with Beef & Broccoli.... (if you know the old joke)

 

[Josh66]

Go pour yourself a shot, kundalini ... you're going to need it to ease your pain of having victory stolen from you.