Let's revive the five word story

[Chris of Arabia]

rolled under the table where

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[abraxas]

he found some magic beans.

 

[Chris of Arabia]

I'm not going there he

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[darich]

slurred, while staggering to his

 

[Chris of Arabia]

battered old Volvo. Tired and

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[WNK]

crabby, he called up his

 

[darich]

mum and claimed his drinks

 

[Chris of Arabia]

had been spiked with Domestos.

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[abraxas]

"I'm screwed now", he thought.

 

[Chris of Arabia]

The story so far...

Once there was a foot loose and fancy free bachelor pad with a funky couch in downtown New York City. Their neighbor was a transportation engineer with a gun. One night they heard a car backfire in a nearby alley that trigged Spiderman's spider alarm clock. He whipped out his clock, then headed for mexico to buy a large pinocolada with ice and slice. He spent all his money and in a drunken stupor rolled under the table where he found some magic beans. I'm not going there he slurred, while staggering to his battered old Volvo. Tired and crabby, he called up his mum and claimed his drinks had been spiked with Domestos. "I'm screwed now", he thought.

"The toilet needs cleaning and..."

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[zendianah]

my arsh needs a wipen.

 

[Antarctican]

Jose, the cabana boy, immediately

 

[Tangerini]

snapped to attention. "Spidey!" he

 

[darich]

exclaimed. "Can i have your.........

 

[Icon72]

web shooter thingy? Please, please....