Let's revive the five word story

[Antarctican]

Life is too short to

 

[Fangman]

see over the very tall

 

[Hertz van Rental]

pastry chef with a limp

 

[Antarctican]

spotted dick dessert in his

 

[Fangman]

hand, which he shewed to

 

[Antarctican]

the Brits, who admired such

 

[Hertz van Rental]

strange behaviour. But Canadians would

 

[Antarctican]

titter and blush at such

 

[BoblyBill]

things. The chef made one

 

[Hertz van Rental]

last ditch attempt to regain

 

[Antarctican]

the upper hand, but sadly

 

[Hertz van Rental]

his hand was occupied elsewhere

 

[Antarctican]

flipping the bird (ie sauteeing chicken).

 

[Chris of Arabia]

to his sous chef Raymond

 

[Hertz van Rental]

who was suing a chef