Let's revive the five word story

[blackdoglab]

and lobsters in abundance. Susan

 

[abraxas]

carressed her lushious, beautifully-shaped

 

[Chris of Arabia]

velour covered sofa which spread

 

[abraxas]

across the lime-green shag

 

[Antarctican]

rug she had purchased at

 

[abraxas]

the Tacky-Carpet Discount Mart.

 

[BoblyBill]

She walked over to HvR's

 

[Antarctican]

Porsche, leaned in, and whispered

 

[Chris of Arabia]

do you know you've got

 

[BoblyBill]

beetles coming out of your

 

[abraxas]

tailpipe? She smiled softly and

 

[Antarctican]

smoothed her frock over her

 

[abraxas]

supple, and so very tempting

 

[BoblyBill]

but quietly slashed his tires.

 

[abraxas]

It was a setup! The