Lostprophets somthing to think about thread otherwise known as thread with long name

lostprophet · Mar 29, 2007

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How young can you die of old age?

If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

Will your answer to this question be no?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Is there another word for synonym?

If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?

How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Tangerini · Mar 29, 2007

his4ever · Mar 29, 2007

lostprophet said:
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

I can! I can

wait.. I think... man... now I am going to be all self-consiance the next time I go to put mascara on.

Antarctican · Mar 30, 2007

(And the answer to #9 is 'yes')

Hertz van Rental · Mar 30, 2007

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
With adults committing infanticide and childhood being adulterated by advertising I think we have more pressing problems to think about.

How young can you die of old age?
When you are old enough.

If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
Because Number 2 always tries harder which is why it is so popular. Like Avis.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
No-one knows because if you try it reality implodes.

If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
So this is why my roof leaks?

What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Are we talking hypothetically here?

Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
Two inches to the left of where we are now.

Will your answer to this question be no?
That depends.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
No. Just lonely - or a lumberjack.

Is there another word for synonym?
Yes but it's spelt the same.

If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
Green. And if the Smurf Police ask after me you haven't seen me.

If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?
Undead hairdressers.

How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
They self-seed.

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
They are Sanforised at birth.

If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
Yes, because I am pathologically gullible.

Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
For the same reason you never see the headline 'Aliens Land On Whitehouse Lawn'. There's a Government conspiracy to cover it up.

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
To avoid a Law suit.

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
For the same reason a man can't do his flies up when he has an erection.

If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
Fall in love with a blind person.

If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
Only if you are talking to Ralph. Nigel would never do anything like that.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Yes but the effect is similar to being dyslexic.