NEW YEARS DAY TRADEGY for CHILDREN!!!

You Brits are crazy! (Although the lawn mower racing sure looks like fun, and 'wellie wanging' ( :shock: ) sounds so .... unlike what it really is! )

And many others, like wife-swapping (I tried to swap mine for a BMW but failed).
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Be vewy vewy qwiet.....
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(Do dyslexics get told to buy a really big gnu?)
 
Sorry for the neglect on this thread, I've been in grief.

It was 110f outside the big top that day. The elephant act ran a little late and the clowns couldn't crack the window. Needless to speak of the horror of all 24 of them stuck in that little clown car in the hot sun. We rubbed mentholated gel under our noses, picked them out one at a time and unfolded them laying them out one by one on the sawdust. I always thought it was a trick, you know, maybe the car had a false bottom? Oh no, they stuffed themselves in there alright. The smell was terrible- All those large shoes have large socks, and clown suits and rubber noses reek anyhow. And the children, they had to see what all the bright colors were about. ... sad.
 

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