The No Pants Subway Ride is an annual global event started by Improv Everywhere in New York in 2002. For information about them, please check out
http://improveverywhere.com/.
For Washington, DC, we will be meeting at Hancock Park, also known as Box Car Willie Park on Google Maps, right outside the LEnfant Metro station, at 2PM, and will reveal what time well go pants-less. The nearest intersection is 7th and C Street, SW.
This year, were telling everyone the Metro boundaries ahead of time. We will be traveling between Metro Center, Chinatown, and LEnfant Metro Stations. If you dont know what those are, they are the three large, white circles in the middle of the metro maps.
REMEMBER: The point of the day is not to "protest pants". It is to enjoy the hilarity that ensues when 400 people one day just... forget their pants! Start thinking of your stories now.
Oh my gosh, youre right, I have no pants! I did not notice!
I was in such a rush, I forgot my pants.
I dropped off my pants at the dry cleaners and didnt bring a spare.
My dog ate my pants.
Is it No Pants Day? Thats silly! I always shop for pants without wearing any. How else can you try them on?
I dont know who these people are, I never wear pants. Ive obviously started a trend.
Basic Rules:
If anyone of authority, including but not limited to:
- Capitol Police
- DC Police
- Metro Station Managers
- Metro Train Conductors
- Any other person of authority within Metro or DC Government
If they request that you put back on your pants or leave, DO IT! They know we're going to be there, but every once in a while, an employee does not get the memo. DOES NOT MATTER. If they tell you to do something, DO IT!
District of Columbia laws are very subjective. Try not to wear anything more revealing than PG-13, such as a typical women's bikini bottom or a mens Speedo. When in doubt, wear two pairs of underwear. Take this as an opportunity to show off your style (or lack there of)!
All garments should be clean! We are sitting down on seats that other passengers on metro will use. Please be considerate.