Pointless Question Thread

[monicam]

I nominate

*Hopper

*Humperpants

 

[Andrea K]

Ralph

 

[stingray]

Rambo... for a German Shepherd

 

[Andrea K]

This is a thread dedicated to anyone who feels like asking incredibly pointless questions that simply take up space. This is the place to post stupid questions that require only one or two word answers. The point of this thread is to limit the number of individual threads that are created that crowd the front page of the Off Topic section. Many of the less pointless threads find themselves at the bottom of the list within minutes because of the mass number of irrelevant question threads. I'll start:

If someone could tell you your future, would you want them to?

 

[Rob]

No, I wouldn't want to know my future!

Rob's survey of 10 pointless questions:

1. Cats or Dogs?
2. Roll the toothpaste up neatly, or grab and squeeze?
3. Meat or Vegetarian?
4. Hard and fast, or slow and smooth?
5. Happy or sad?
6. Black or Red?
7. Toilet seat up or down?
8. Spicy or mild?
9. Boys or Girls?
10. Canon or Nikon? (saved the best till last)

 

[monicam]

No, I wouldn't want to know my future!

Rob's survey of 10 pointless questions:

1. Cats or Dogs?
2. Roll the toothpaste up neatly, or grab and squeeze?
3. Meat or Vegetarian?
4. Hard and fast, or slow and smooth?
5. Happy or sad?
6. Black or Red?
7. Toilet seat up or down?
8. Spicy or mild?
9. Boys or Girls?
10. Canon or Nikon? (saved the best till last)

:lmao:
i'll go with #1 Cats or Dogs

I love dogs..

no other than dogs..coz cats just for girls..

 

[clarinetJWD]

1. Cats or Dogs?
2. Roll the toothpaste up neatly, or grab and squeeze?
3. Meat or Vegetarian?
4. Hard and fast, or slow and smooth?
5. Happy or sad?
6. Black or Red?
7. Toilet seat up or down?
8. Spicy or mild?
9. Boys or Girls?
10. Canon or Nikon? (saved the best till last)

Oh, good God, meat...I never quite understood how cutting out an entire food group that we are obviosly anatomically designed to eat is a good thing.

 

[bace]

No, I wouldn't want to know my future!

Rob's survey of 10 pointless questions:

1. Cats or Dogs? Cats are for girls
2. Roll the toothpaste up neatly, or grab and squeeze? Grab and squeeze until I get to the end and then roll to get every last glob
3. Meat or Vegetarian? MEAT
4. Hard and fast, or slow and smooth? Depends how drunk I am...and if I actually like her.
5. Happy or sad? Tired
6. Black or Red? Black
7. Toilet seat up or down? Down if there's a girl I like around. Other than that, it's my toilet. I'll put the effing seat where I want.
8. Spicy or mild? Medium
9. Boys or Girls? Ladies
10. Canon or Nikon? Canon

I'd ask some questions myself...but I'm too tired.

 

[LaFoto]

If someone could tell you your future, would you want them to?

Definitely NO.
If I had known beforehand that my first-born son would suddenly die at only 10 years of age I'd have suffered my way through those 10 years with him much rather than enjoy them. So no-no-no-no-no. It ruines the fun of living, for there would ALWAYS also be something negative in the knowledge.

1. Cats or Dogs?
2. Roll the toothpaste up neatly, or grab and squeeze?
3. Meat or Vegetarian?
4. Hard and fast, or slow and smooth?
5. Happy or sad?
6. Black or Red?
7. Toilet seat up or down?
8. Spicy or mild?
9. Boys or Girls?
10. Canon or Nikon? (saved the best till last)

1. Cat (after all I am a "girl" and that goes with monicam's evaluation of which kind of pet is for which sex... :roll: --- Oliver! You must be kidding)

2. Hey. Grab and squeeze! "Roll up neatly", I beg your pardon, with today's plastic tubes. It doesn't even work!

3. Meat too. Why not.

4. Ooops!

5. Happy! (Doesn't it show?)

6. Erm... isn't it "green" for me?

7. Hey! DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! (Which is for "girls"!)

8. Mild. Yes. Much rather...

9. What? To have for kids? To have a lovers?

10. OK. Canon. Only happened about it... no real reason.

 

[LaFoto]

I'll merge this into the new thread on meaningless questions, ok?

 

[lostprophet]

1. Cats
2. grab and squeeze
3. Meat
4. slow and smooth
5. sad
6. Black
7. Toilet seat up
8. mild
9. Girls
10. Canon or Nikon? (saved the best till last)
Oh come on, as Highlander once said " THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE" and he was talking about CANON

 

[LaFoto]

5. sad

Hey!
What is this!?!?!?

C'mon :hug::

 

[JTHphoto]

dog name: Peave

on my future: no

 

[Rob]

Oh yeah, and all dogs are called Fido or Rover.

Rob

 

[bace]

bace's questionaire extraodinaire...

When was the last time you got laid?
Was it good?
When was the last time you had dinner/lunch at a restaurant?
Was it good?
When was the last time you were drunk?
Was it fun?
When was the last time you farted?
Did it smell bad?
Are you married?
How do you feel about that?
If you met me in real life, what would be the first thing you said?
If you met the man/woman of your dreams the were perfect in everyway except for the fact that they farted uncontrobaly during sex, would you still marry them?


That's all for now.