Silly mindless joke thread !

[Lensmeister]

ok only a truely stoopid joke belongs here !

Did you hear about the Mexican woman who had twin boys ... ?



She called one Jose ....


The other Hose B


See what I mean ... over to you !

 

[Corry]

ok only a truely stoopid joke belongs here !

Did you hear about the Mexican woman who had twin boys ... ?



She called one Jose ....


The other Hose B


See what I mean ... over to you !

Hose B is one or our roofing crew leaders nicknames....his name is Jose.

 

[clarinetJWD]

A baby seal walked into a club...

 

[castrol]

Horse walks into a bar... bartender looks up and says, "hey, why the long face?"

 

[Corry]

Two guys walk into a bar.....


....


...


....


....


...the third one ducks!

 

[clarinetJWD]

QUACK!

 

[Corry]

QUACK!

 

[Chase]

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship steering wheel around his....uh...parts.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel?"
The pirate replies, "Aaaaaaarrrr, its driving me nuts!"

 

[Andrea K]

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball with each other?








Juan on Juan.

 

[Andrea K]

How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?





A buck an ear.

 

[Andrea K]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra......

 

[Andrea K]

What has four legs, is big, green, and fuzzy, AND if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?























































A pool table.




(I guess I could've posted all of these lame jokes in one thread, but I've been severely lacking in my post count lately)

 

[Corry]

Andrea, those are great...even though I've heard em all! (cuz YOU'VE told em!)

 

[joyride]

why dont seagulls fly over the bay?

'cause then they'd be called bagels.

 

[joyride]

A big Moron and a little Moron are sitting on a park bench, the big Moron falls off why didn't the little one?


because he's a little more-on.

(I think those were possibly the most mindless I know...)