So we now have the land yacht

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Wife had a bag with her. Would not tell me what was in it. Said to just wait.

Sign for the truck (which went well, no pressure to buy extras).

Go out to take it and leave. Salesman asks to take picture so wife goes I need my bag. She comes back with it and hands it to me. I open it up and there is a ships Captains hat, and a bottle of Champaign!

I am not the only smartass in the house thats for sure.