So you've decided to spam TPF? Click here, first!

[Corry]

So you've decided to spam The Photo Forum? First of all, congratulations on your decision!

Read on to see what awaits the next SORRY BASTARD THAT DECIDES TO SPAM MY FORUM!

First, I will use a railroad spike, shown below, to nail you by your ding-dong to the nearest tree.

(photo courtesy of google image search)

...and I will be very choosy in my choice of spike...I will not rest until I find the dullest, rustiest one.

Next, I will.....


....well, there's really no need to go on, since the railroad spike will be enough to satisfy me. For now.

Stupid spammers. Give it a rest already.

 

[Buszaj]

Amen to that! Speaking of spammers, would you be interested in a brand new top of the line product survey? This product will guarantee satisfaction...

 

[Trenton Romulox]

Amen to that! Speaking of spammers, would you be interested in a brand new top of the line product survey? This product will guarantee satisfaction...

But your ding-dong?! You're playing a risky game of Rusty Roulette.

 

[curtiswheat]

Seems a little sexist to me! What if there is no dong to ding!

 

[Corry]

Seems a little sexist to me! What if there is no dong to ding!

Hoo-ha, ding-dong, makes no difference to me! I'm an equal opportunity spam destroyer.

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Are you sure this is the right way Corry? Violence never solved anything. They are surely just another misunderstood minority that needs to be loved - maybe a group therapy session with a councellor would be a better approach.













































Actually I think nailing to a tree maybe too good for them....

 

[monkeykoder]

We should add something to this thread about trolls...

 

[Battou]

but...but...I'm a spam bot, Oh I know do I get spared if I can get you a better railroad spike


or more?

 

[Corry]

Are you sure this is the right way Corry? Violence never solved anything. They are surely just another misunderstood minority that needs to be loved - maybe a group therapy session with a councellor would be a better approach.













































Actually I think nailing to a tree maybe too good for them....

Spikes, Chris. Rusty spikes. It's the only way.

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Have they held the GOP primary in your state yet Corry?

 

[hawkeye]

All this talk of genital torture is starting to make me horny

 

[Corry]

All this talk of genital torture is starting to make me horny

:shock: :stun:

 

[Chris of Arabia]

All this talk of genital torture is starting to make me horny

Bi-weekly assignment for Mr Hawkeye :er:

 

[nealjpage]

How am I gonna reach 10,000 posts now if I can't SPAM my way there???

 

[jstuedle]

Corry, what ever happened to the Corry's joke of the day thread? Seems that one was well on it's way to spam a million posts.