Sports metaphor (tennis)

[The_Traveler]

She serves, he returns, she volleys, he puts it away for a winner.

Getting ready to go out for dinner (again); husband waiting.
The doorbell rings.
"What's that?', she says.
"Package", he says, "Books, I ordered."
"Photo books again?", she says.
He walks her gently into kitchen, points wordlessly at one of two bookcases filled with cookbooks.
They go to dinner, ignoring new package of books.

 

[EIngerson]

At least you eat good.

 

[runnah]

Risky play, you are braver than I.

 

[ratssass]

...with all the reports of concussion,I have to agree with Runnah.Very risky.

 

[Overread16 4]

Never do it in a kitchen like that!! Seriously the number of dangerous items that can kill you in a well equipped kitchen is countless! Sitting rooms are a bit safer, a TV remote isn't going to do too much damage - although make sure you've a big screen TV bolted to the wall - a small flatscreen is an ideal weapon of choice.

Personally I'd say - in the garden from the garden shed by telephone is safer

 

[ronlane]

Lew, just checking to see if you are still with us? Are you snowed in this morning? (Thinking escape route, lol)

 

[The_Traveler]

Interestingly the snow and cold help the swelling and stops much of the bleeding.