stop playing with your food

lostprophet · Jun 10, 2007

Chris of Arabia · Jun 10, 2007

Tee hee!

Puscas · Jun 10, 2007

pascal

Sw1tchFX · Jun 10, 2007

LOL, Cereal Killer!

blackdoglab · Jun 10, 2007

whoa that's some hot corn!

lostprophet · Jun 11, 2007

blackdoglab said:
whoa that's some hot corn!

Perv!!

Antarctican · Jun 11, 2007

OMG, these are PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha

Corry · Jun 11, 2007

The celery made me laugh the most...I had a customer yesterday ask me if we sold salary colored underwear. I asked her "Salary"? She goes "yeah, salary...you know....like, lime green." I go "Oh, celery" and though 'Lime green would have been a bit more to the point!'

LaFoto · Jun 11, 2007

They are so funny, I had to call my son over to have a laugh with me --- and now I am bugged, for we both don't get the CEO PA's joke

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Corry · Jun 11, 2007

LaFoto said:
They are so funny, I had to call my son over to have a laugh with me --- and now I am bugged, for we both don't get the CEO PA's joke ...

I'm not sure what the point of the 'free date in his diary' is...but a date is a type of fruit.

But when I've kept diaries, I've never searched them for 'free dates'. :lol:

Maybe it means that he used up all the pages in his diary and is looking for a fre one?

LaFoto · Jun 11, 2007

Ah! :idea: sure enough! That little brown fruit IS the date. In German: Dattel. Yes. That makes more sense now than it ever did before. Thanks! Didn't think that far, ought to have known though

Fangman · Jun 11, 2007

Why is that Dates only seem to appear at Christmas - one or two only eaten out of the box but always a fresh box next year?

lovely fun series.

Tangerini · Jun 12, 2007

Teehee those are hilarious!

Chris of Arabia · Jun 12, 2007

Fangman said:
Why is that Dates only seem to appear at Christmas - one or two only eaten out of the box but always a fresh box next year?

lovely fun series.

Rest assured, dates are available all year round. Mostly dried at the moment, but the fresh ones will probably be available within the next few weeks. The shops will be inundated

lol

with them before you know it. We generally carry backa few kilos every time we come back into the UK and they are usually better quality than what's shipped over for your Christmas hamper.