Stuff U Can't Make Up

[KmH]

Texas man stuck in ATM slides 'help me' note in receipt slot to bystanders

Add yours.

 

[Gary A.]

That's a pretty good start for this thread.

 

[tecboy]

Tiger claw is lethal as a glock.

 

[tecboy]

I saw the news on tv. The driver is dumb. He didn't turn off the engine while fueling his Lamborghini.

Lamborghini Erupts Into Flames, Damaging Chevron Gas Station

 

[KmH]

That happens more often than you might think. So it's a Darwin Award thread candidate.
The Kung Fu fighting clip also doesn't qualify as Stuff You Can't Make Up.

Today's Stuff You Can't Make Up submission:
Doctors Find 27 Contact Lenses 'Bound Together by Mucus' in a Patient's Eye

 

[table1349]

That happens more often than you might think. So it's a Darwin Award thread candidate.
The Kung Fu fighting clip also doesn't qualify as Stuff You Can't Make Up.

Today's Stuff You Can't Make Up submission:
Doctors Find 27 Contact Lenses 'Bound Together by Mucus' in a Patient's Eye

It already did: Daily Darwin Award.

 

[table1349]

‘That’s not one you get every day’: SUV lands on the roof of house

 

[b_twill]

To confound the age old question of where bears, uhhh... do their business
Bear walks into home, then poops and leaves