T shirt jokes

[QobraKhan]

One I am about to have made up, that I heard an older lady say to someone that was trying to interrupt her was:

"If it is THAT important.....it can WAIT"

Lol it was classic, so I'm a get it printed..haha
(You had to be there)

 

[DannyLewis]

DUe to the rising cost of ammunition I am no longer able to fire a warning shot!

 

[rexbobcat]

"I hope that one day your life is as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook."

I got that one for Christmas. I love it lol

 

[unpopular]

like this

I Shoot RAW T-Shirt | Spreadshirt | ID: 10091990

only

"I Sh*t Naked"

 

[Nikmal]

"Everyone needs something to believe in...
And I believe I will have another beer!"

That is actually an original Normism from "Cheers"

 

[Nikmal]

My wife had one made. "If it isn't broke then it's full potential has not yet been fully realized"

 

[Frequency]

"The Chinese mobile i purchased for 1 dollar lasted without any complaint for the last 10 years due to some manufacturing defect"

 

[480sparky40 40]

like this

I Shoot RAW T-Shirt | Spreadshirt | ID: 10091990

..........

Guess I gotta file an infringement lawsuit.......

 

[Willieboy]

I have a tee shirt that says "Guns and Moses". It shows a picture of Moses with a big cigar in his mouth, his staff in one hand and an AK47 in the other.