The Ban the person above you game!!

[brianne5499]

Banned for not offering to tutor him.

Banned because according to your avatar...you've taken care of the 'tutoring'

Such behaviour is against my religion.

Banned for failing to adhere to the laws of separation of church and TPF.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Who said my religion had anything to do with the Church?
But people do think I'm a bit of a cult. And they always say "oh, God! It's you" when I enter a room.

 

[brianne5499]

Banned for making me see the number 3 in triplicate...(I'll only give you a 1/2 evil rating...):er:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Don't blame me for your visual impairment. It's your fault for not wanting to make a spectacle of yourself.


(Note to self: plan working. Soon these fools will forget I am the Dark Lord and then.... Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!)

 

[polymoog]

(Note to Hertz - don't think out loud, it reveals your plans and blows your cover) ;-)

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Note to self: the Swedish meatball fetishist will be the first to go. She knows too much.

 

[Antarctican]

Note to self: Hertz appears to be of two minds: he professes to be in search of earthly intelligence, yet threatens to snuff it out when he finds it.

<---- Hertz (or Avis?), receiving treatment for being 'of two minds'

 

[Hertz van Rental]

... he professes to be in search of earthly intelligence, yet threatens to snuff it out when he finds it.

I still haven't found it - it's just that you talking monkeys can be irksome.

 

[Antarctican]

(I tend to be the one on the right... biting my tongue. To prevent really being banned).

Monkey see, monkey do

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Monkey see, monkey do

I know. That's why you talking monkeys are so irksome :er:

 

[Antarctican]

I know. That's why you blustering Dark Lords are so irksome :raisedbrow:


(Banned, because regular banning is required as part of your training regime)

 

[Hertz van Rental]

...you blustering Dark Lords...

Is that the Canadian way of saying I have wind?



Bah! Your puny human bans bounce harmlessly off my mighty chest*.





*It's actually the foot-locker I keep my blankets in but you humans are too stupid to know the difference... Or to appreciate thrift. Being all powerful and Master of Creation doesn't come cheap, you know. I have to save the pennies where I can.

 

[Antarctican]

Is that the Canadian way of saying I have wind?

Being Canadian, I would never actually say it....I'd pick some much subtler way to signify that fact.

Your puny human bans bounce harmlessly off my mighty chest*.

Heyyyyy, you're banned for imitation. Bouncing things off my mighty chest is my party trick. Get yer own!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

You don't have a chest - you have lady bumps.


And when you Canadians do say something...

Canada promotes landlocked province of Alberta... with picture of a beach in Northumberland | Mail Online

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Being Canadian, I would never actually say it....I'd pick some much subtler way to signify that fact.

I bet your as pretty as one of the Fantanas