The Coffee House

[table1349]

Well I went to the Bacon & Beer event last night. OMG!!!

"I ate too much bacon." Was said by NO ONE!!!!

 

[smoke665]

Beer and Bacon ranks up there with my fetish for homebrew and homade chocolate chip cookies. They don't sound like they should go together but they do.

 

[table1349]

Beer and Bacon ranks up there with my fetish for homebrew and homade chocolate chip cookies. They don't sound like they should go together but they do.

Here we tend to use the word Fetish in a slightly different context, but then for all I know you may be using it in the same context that we would.

 

[Gary A.]

Buenas Dias Coffee Hosers. The Cook, Mary Lou and Gary are having breakfast in Santa Maria, about 20 minutes from our final destination of the wineries around San Luis Obispo.

 

[Gary A.]

The Cook not eating bacon. Gary had to get a doggie bag.

 

[table1349]

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The Cook not eating bacon. Gary had to get a doggie bag.

Where I come from when a dog doesn't eat bacon it is dead. You better have that dog examined. Either that or that it the best stuffed toy dog I have ever seen. Steiff doesn't make stuffed toys that realistic.

 

[Gary A.]

Gary thought that Cook may be Jewish, but then Gary saw her gobble up a cheeseburger...

 

[Gary A.]

We are at Laetitia, a place for sparkling wine.

It is quite beautiful here, rolling hills covered in grapes and oaks. The uncultivated hills yellow with mustard.

 

[table1349]

Gary thought that Cook may be Jewish, but then Gary saw her gobble up a cheeseburger...

So maybe she's just not orthodox.

Cute Jewish Joke on food prohibitions.

Moses is up on Mount Sinai and the Almighty is conveying the text of the Torah to him. They come to “Do not cook a kid in its mother’s milk,” and Moses looks up and says, “By this I assume you mean we should not eat meat and milk dishes at the same time.”

“No,” replies the Almighty, “I simply said, ‘Do not cook a kid in its mother’s milk.’”


“OK,” says Moses, “So you mean we should have separate dishes for meat and milk.”


“No,” says the Master of the Universe, “I simply said, ‘Do not cook a kid in its mother’s milk.’”


“Fine,” says Moses, “So you mean we should wait six hours after meat before we can eat milk?”


“Alright, Moses,” says the Holy One, “have it your way.”

 

[Gary A.]

*rim-shot*

 

[table1349]

As you wish.

 

[table1349]

Well Just another spring day in Kansas. Storm pounds western Kansas, closes I-70

Dodge City area had received as much as 5-plus inches of snow as of 11:30 a.m. Sunday.

 

[Gary A.]

We had a lovely three hour drive with the Pacific and the Channel Islands accompanying us on most of the journey.

 

[Gary A.]

It has been a great day.

 

[terri33 4]

^^ It sure looks like it from here! Beautiful spot to raise a glass or three. <clink>

Happy Monday morning, hosers!