We went to Fire boss' retirement. It took two and a half hours to get there, when it should have taken a little over one -- motorcycle crash had a state route shut down for a few hours.
I made him a map, then matted and framed it. all of the GIS team signed the mat. The map was titled "Eight Minute Travel Time and Run Card", and showed the eight minute travel time (a standard Fire thing) from his house. Other features were fire stations, places with liquor licenses, golf courses, hospitals and nursing homes. The run card (basically a list of equipment/stations to respond on an incident, in the order from closest to furthest) was a listing of the 20 closest bars and liquor stores to his house, including how many minutes it should take to get there. The standard disclaimer was changed to "The County GIS office will not be held responsible for property damages, loss of business, nor personal injury due to incidents including, but not limited to dropped drinks, sliders, or nachos."
Everyone loved it.