Remember the farm with the guinea pig barn.
I couldn't possibly forget - I think about it all the time. Some want to retire to Florida? I want to retire to a farm and be around animals all day long
Hold on there a bit City Girl!!! Everybody loves the country when the visit. That's cause the visit for a few days as someones guest and then leave.
Country is heat and dust and snow where the winters get down to forty below
And the works is hard and the pay sure low and it ain't all roses being country.
So hang in there folks don't do nothin' foolish now
You got yourself a nice high paying job, air conditioned offices.
Yea you got movie theaters right on down the street there.
You got yourself a city park too, now that's country,
and there you don't have to worry about no rattle snakes biting you on your leg,
Or no abominable snowman coming down and tearing off your head or nothing like that there.
Just keep in mind them things don't feed themselves, milk themselves, saddle or break themselves, nor bring you the eggs in a basket, on the bacon on a plate and all of God's green earth is their toilet. They don't clean their toilet either. Home to them is where they pooped last or dropped the last egg and they sure as all get out love to wander around and see new things and poop in new places if they get the chance to get away. Especially if it is outside the fence, barn, corral or pen. They dearly love to play hide and seek by the highway at 3:00 a.m.