So how is every one else doing this morning?
Great start to my day. DW wanted me to get up at the crack of dawn to go to a local grocery store that had a special "while supply lasts sale"....Eggs $2.99/dozen, and Chicken Legs $.59/lb. While she stayed in bed I hauled my butt out of bed, backed out of the garage into a dreary, cold, drizzling rain. Got to the store, I was 1 of only 3 in the whole $%$# store, no one else was crazy enough to get out in this weather. So then it's over to Walmart to do a pickup order for her (of course it was late getting ready). Then it was back to the drugstore to wait for opening time, they only had one of two that I ordered. Back home, I pull in the our nice clean, dry garage to unload. I open the hatch on the car, and out rolls a large bottle of Soy Sauce, which exploded in a spray of glass and Soy Sauce all over the floor, my shoes, and pants legs. 30 mins of cleaning, sweeping and mopping the floor later, I finally get the groceries unloaded....DW still in warm bed, says I didn't here you come in.
Hopefully no security cams were active to catch the show!Great start to my day. DW wanted me to get up at the crack of dawn to go to a local grocery store that had a special "while supply lasts sale"....Eggs $2.99/dozen, and Chicken Legs $.59/lb. While she stayed in bed I hauled my butt out of bed, backed out of the garage into a dreary, cold, drizzling rain. Got to the store, I was 1 of only 3 in the whole $%$# store, no one else was crazy enough to get out in this weather. So then it's over to Walmart to do a pickup order for her (of course it was late getting ready). Then it was back to the drugstore to wait for opening time, they only had one of two that I ordered. Back home, I pull in the our nice clean, dry garage to unload. I open the hatch on the car, and out rolls a large bottle of Soy Sauce, which exploded in a spray of glass and Soy Sauce all over the floor, my shoes, and pants legs. 30 mins of cleaning, sweeping and mopping the floor later, I finally get the groceries unloaded....DW still in warm bed, says I didn't here you come in.
I'll have to check that out. I know people that have graduated from Salisbuty State University (they have a really good Geography program) on the Eastern Shore. The other thing that the Salisbury is known for is chickens. Lots of chickens.
The quick-caffeine fix: a handfull of instant coffee crystals chased down with a Mountain Dew.
Nah, your dignity matters. The soy sauce debacle falls into the category of what's called "Dumb Man Tricks" in my hovel.
