The completely off-topic thread

[Antarctican]

Why did I get stuck steering the canoe anyway?

 

[caspertodd]

Just because I have a grey hair on my head doesn't mean you can go and pull it! I need all the hair I can get!

 

[doenoe]

i still cant believe it....3-0

 

[Hertz van Rental]

ringworm?

 

[doenoe]

i just noticed i joined this forum on 03-04-05.....how cool is that

 

[Chris of Arabia]

it started with a kiss...

 

[Hertz van Rental]

explosive amnesia

 

[Antarctican]

That barely lasted two weeks, instead of four.

 

[Big Bully]

Has anyone seen my shoe?

 

[abraxas]

It was a passion for lust, a lusty passion. She ripped off his shirt. His rippling chest gleamed with the sweat of a pool boy's labours...

 

[Antarctican]

That chronic case of 'weak ankles' is acting up again, is it?

 

[nealjpage]

Why am I so fickle about supper?

 

[abraxas]

... Honey, where'd you put my porn???

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Seven inches, ladies.

 

[Antarctican]

It really hurts to get sunburned there!