The INNUENDO thread! :)

[Corry]

Since we all seem to be so good at it here...I figured we should have a thread where the rules are....each post has to be innocent looking, yet laced with innuendos! Stupid Idea? Let me know...I think it may turn out quite interesting!

So...who wants to start? (now that I started the thread, I'm blanking! Ha ha...)

 

[ferny]

I'm blanking!

You dirty little minx.


I'm starving right now. I'm gonna have some left overs from last night in a second. I'll come back later after I've stuffed myself so much I can't walk properly.

 

[MDowdey]

i onced choked a cyclops just to have him spit in my eye.


(runs from the rest of the admins)



md

 

[Corry]

i onced choked a cyclops just to have him spit in my eye.


(runs from the rest of the admins)



md

:LOL: :lmao: BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'll make another post as soon as I can stop laughing long enough to breathe! :LOL:

 

[Artemis]

I think I need a bannana guard, cause girls are always trying to grab my bannana!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I think I need a bannana guard, cause girls are always trying to grab my bannana!

It's because they find you so appealing. But it's fun to get a girl to count when she is peeling the skin off a banana - one skin....two skin....three skin....

 

[Corry]

One thing I've learned from working in the office of a machine shop...you have to handle tools carefully and delicately, or someone could get hurt.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

One thing I've learned from working in the office of a machine shop...you have to handle tools carefully and delicately, or someone could get hurt.

I take it that you are good at handling men in awkward situations - and you've seen every kind and size of tool there is.

 

[Corry]

I'm not THAT experienced with different tools!!! Though the safety rules have been drilled into my brain. I'm not too sure I WANT to learn every kind and size! Makes life a bit too complicated.

 

[mygrain]

Is it okay to spank a monkey at the zoo? I mean if he's bad and all shouldn't it get punished. :shock:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Is it okay to spank a monkey at the zoo? I mean if he's bad and all shouldn't it get punished. :shock:

Just tread on his banana!

 

[Corry]

Is it okay to spank a monkey at the zoo? I mean if he's bad and all shouldn't it get punished. :shock:

I don't see why not...as long as you don't let the general public see. I mean, what would a kid think if he/she saw you spanking the monkey? They might think it's ok to beat things whenever they want to.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I'm not THAT experienced with different tools!!! Though the safety rules have been drilled into my brain. I'm not too sure I WANT to learn every kind and size! Makes life a bit too complicated.

Do you ever get to do any screwing in the machine shop? Or do you prefer a good crank?

 

[Corry]

I think I'd be scared to in the shop...you know..people all around and all...they might make fun of me cuz they don't think I know what I'm doing...I do have my own toolbox at home though...I think I use my drill the most. It's quite useful.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Is it okay to spank a monkey at the zoo? I mean if he's bad and all shouldn't it get punished. :shock:

I don't see why not...as long as you don't let the general public see. I mean, what would a kid think if he/she saw you spanking the monkey? They might think it's ok to beat things whenever they want to.

It's only a short step from spanking the monkey to bashing the Bishop. And that could lead to all sorts of sticky situations.