The Pants Game!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all pants are created equal;
 
[FONT=COMIC SANS MS, ROCKWELL]Minds are like pants. They only function when they are open.[/FONT]

[FONT=ARIAL, HELVETICA]Sir James Dewar, Scientist (1877-1925)[/FONT]
 
Up yours, pants.

-Little old lady in Blazing Saddles
 
You can't handle the pants! (A Few Good Pants. I mean, A Few Good Men)
 
"Fe fi fo fum, I smell the pants of an Englishman." (Jack and the Beanstalk)
 
"Hey look! Pants. It is a party!"

"Mind your distance though, Those pants can be a bit dodgy, you wouldn't want one of them to pop." - Dory and Bruce from Finding Nemo
 
(Hertz - what's the source of that one???? :greenpbl: )



Hey kundalini...using your signature we get:

And the pants came down
All the way to Hell
Never saw them when they're standing
Never saw them when they fell

The Traveling Wilbury's / Tweeter and the Monkey Man / Vol. I (1988)
 
:lmao:

..been known to happen.... at least once or twice....
 
We could use Hertz's present signature too, and get:

"The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her pants. Have sex with them and you're in."
 

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