Things we always wanted to ask Derrel

[480sparky]

Where the heck ya been lately?!?!?!

 

[photoguy99]

"What the HELL, man? What. The. Hell?"

 

[tirediron]

Really? That's the best you got? I always meant to ask him where you could still get a $2.00 haircut in this day and age!

 

[480sparky]

Really? That's the best you got? I always meant to ask him where you could still get a $2.00 haircut in this day and age!

I'm bald, so the price of haircuts is meaningless to me.

 

[Gary A.]

Why have I only seen your texts but no images?

 

[407370]

So, Canon or Nikon.......

 

[manny212]

Glasses or contacts ?

 

[tecboy]

I'm 13, so how old are you?

 

[BillM]

Haven't heard a peep from him since the cafeteria closed for renovations. Maybe he'll return when the burrito bar is back up and running

 

[Tailgunner]

Why have I only seen your texts but no images?

You beat me to it lol

Oh well, do you give lessons? I never seen an image one but you always make since with your advice.

 

[astroNikon]

please describe in detail the good and bad nuances of every camera and every lens you have ever owned. Put it in book form, so that I can copywrite it and publish it.

Also, tell me again why the Nikon 85mm/1.8 AF-D is a junk lens ?


yes, I spelled copyright incorrectly

 

[minicoop1985]

What the hell is dynamic range?

 

[480sparky]

What the hell is dynamic range?

A stove with a 4-octave singing voice.

 

[kundalini]

What other 3 flavor enhancements do you take on your fishing trips? The fist three should be a given. Salt (Kosher or Sea?), Fresh Ground Pepper and a fresh lemon.

Go!

 

[pgriz]

Explain to me again why color-aware metering is important.