this joke made me laugh thought I'd share

[JimmyJaceyMom]

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS.

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.

He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithfulto his wife and he says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

"No, I'm your son's teacher."

 

[Mitica100]

:lmao::lmao::lmao:Bwhahahahahahaha!

 

[NateS]

Lol.......geez that's hilarious. Whip my butt with celery )

 

[JimmyJaceyMom]

Lol.......geez that's hilarious. Whip my butt with celery )

That's the part I thought was most hilarious! haha

 

[gomexz]

Lol.......geez that's hilarious. Whip my butt with celery )

you should try it, its lots of fun