Tidbits Of Wisdom From An Aging Mind

[smoke665]

1. I stated out with nothing and still have most of it
2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all bran.
3. Funny I don't remember being so absent minded.
4. Funny I don't remember being so absent minded.
5. If all is not lost, then someone please tell me where ***** it is
6. It was a lot easier aging than gaining wisdom
7. Some Days you're the top dog, and some days you're the hydrant
8. Wish the buck really did stop here, I could use a few
9. Kids in the backseat may cause accidents
10. Accidents in the backseat may cause kids
11. It's hard to make a comeback until you've actually been somewhere
12. The world will only beat a path to your door when you're in the bathroom
13. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees
14. Just when I'm finally holding all the cards, everyone wants to play chess
15. It's not that hard to meet expenses....They're everywhere
16. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth
17. I spend a lot of time these days thinking about the hereafter.......Whenever I go into another room I can never remember what I'm hereafter
18. There comes a time when you don't trust a fart
19. Trust me it's a lot better to be seen than viewed
20. Have I posted this before....Or did I see it here????

 

[The_Traveler]

By the time I was old enough to be wise, no one wanted my opinion any more.

 

[smoke665]

By the time I was old enough to be wise, no one wanted my opinion any more.

And then #3 kicks in and you don't know if they asked or not LOL

 

[Piccell]

I have been taking Ginko biloba for about a year now because I read it was supposed to be excellent for your memory and something else, but I forget what that was.

 

[RowdyRay]

Lol. I can relate to a number of those. My father says that the hearing is the first to go, and he can't remember what the second is.

 

[NancyMoranG]

Since my birthday was yesterday, I am relating to quite a few of these..

 

[Gary A.]

#7 is the story of my long long life ... (memory notwithstanding).

 

[smoke665]

@Gary A. over the course of my life I've been number 7 so many times my legs have permanent stains