TPF Limerick Hour

[manda]

There once was a man named Chase
Whose brain was as giant as space
He ran a photo forum wild
For it was his brainchild
and now Vonnmeister Spy is on the case.

 

[manda]

There once was a boy named Voodoo
who played instruments like the kazoo
he played all night long
and made up a song
titled "Things I can do on the loo".

 

[manda]

There once was a girl called Terri
who bamboozled the boys with her cherry
she told them sex sells
and cast on them her spell
and now they all think shes quite scary.

 

[manda]

There once was a girl from Portland
who suffered from a disease called snortland
when she saw photos of TPF men
she'd giggle through her nose till ten
snorts came out in her chortlin!

 

[voodoocat]

Oh my dear lord. What has manda been smokin?

 

[manda]

:greenpbl:

and u were supposed to make one up...

 

[manda]

There once was a boy named MDowdey
Whose comments on girls' bottoms were rather rowdy
He sang songs about his love
for their derrieres that could shove
the heavens till the sky became cloudy.

 

[oriecat]

There once was a girl named Amanda
Who liked to roll around like a panda
Oh the troubles at the beach
For the places she would reach
To try to get crotch out of her sanda.

 

[voodoocat]

There once was a girl from down under
who's love of mdowdey she plundered
she teased him with hugs
yet says he's a slug
and that is mandas worst blunder

 

[manda]

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

to try to get crotch out of her sanda.....bwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahahahaa


im so glad i decided to not sleep 4 hours ago.

 

[manda]

There once was a man named Gero
who liked to wear a big sombrero
in it he would hide his keys
but then it caused him to get fleas
so he lost all his pretty boy hair-o!

 

[Geronimo]

well I guess I could thank you for those errrr kind words.

And what have you been smoking ?

 

[havoc]

There once was an aussie named Manda.
Who likes to get drunk in her cantina.
She tricked Mcdowdy into thinking she was dandy.
Now the poor guy waits for her handy.

 

[vonnagy]

There once was a hot aussie on the forum
who had hill's hoists but never wore 'em
cause when she hung them to dry
matty came on the sly
and they're now part of his home decorum

 

[MDowdey]

There once was a hot aussie on the forum
who had hill's hoists but never wore 'em
cause when she hung them to dry
matty came on the sly
and they're now part of his home decorum

hell yes!!!


md