TPF, Never Ending Story

[Robin Usagani]

Once upon a time there was a guy name .....

(reply and continue the story please... )

 

[GeorgieGirl]

Ray....and he said you can call me Jay.

 

[Derrel]

Or you can cal me Ray-Jay...or you can call me R-J...

 

[Robin Usagani]

He wants to buy a DSLR so he came to TPF to get oppinions.

 

[kundalini]

End of story, thread gets locked, R-J gets banned.

So R-J opens a new account under the pseudo-name of Ray-Jay and opens another thread.......

 

[pharmakon]

He finally settled for a Canon 1Ds MkIII (Bought with student loans, the landlord can wait till next semester) but now he needs some advice on what lens would be best to buy before his first "pro" photoshoot - a wedding this saturday.

 

[Robin Usagani]

Then he came to TPF wondering if 18-55 EF-S would fit his camera because he can buy one for cheap. He really wants an ultra wide angle lens.

 

[MohaimenK]

Ray Jay then realizes he has no white dot to match in his camera so he comes back here and starts a new thread on how to fit a white dot to a red dot on his camera

 

[Derrel]

After his second thread about the white-dot-to-red-dot converter is finished, Ray Jay realizes the converter prevents Infinity focus from being achievable, and so he decides to ditch the Canon 1Ds MkIII so he can make a rent payment (see post #6), and with the remaining money left over, Ray Jay buys a Nikon D90 on Christmas clearance from Best Buy. While buying the D90, Ray Jay realizes the sales girl is hitting on him, and she gives him a business card with her cell digits hand-written on the back of it as she closes the sale...

 

[Robin Usagani]

A week later Ray Jay called her. After long conversation she agrees to do some TFCD work with him.

 

[MohaimenK]

and she realizes she should have went with a Canon photographer instead because the white lens makes her horny

 

[Robin Usagani]

Then she heard about this one photographer name Momo that has one of those white lens who is willing to do it for pretty much nothing.

 

[GeorgieGirl]

But before Momo does it for nothing he starts a thread about how much should he charge since he's been doing this for a while and has decided that no matter what anyone says he is pro enough to charge. But he just needs the help of TPF to be sure he is on the right track with the amount. And oh, should he copyright the photos too since he really doesn't know this girl well enough yet to see if she is not taking him for a ride.

 

[Derrel]

On the appointed evening of the TFCD shoot, the Best Buy sales girl, Emily Thorn, shows up....late...disheveled...bleary-eyed...a mess. Turns out, the night before she had been at a club all night long, and her boyfriend's band's van had broken down by the side of the road, so she had stayed away all night long in the cold...

 

[MohaimenK]

but being a pro that Mo is, he takes the girl home instead so she can take a hot steamy shower and now it's turned out to be a boudoir shoot...