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Unruly/crying children during portraits

No one has stated the obvious: Just don't work with kids.

:p

but, but, but, stun guns and cattel prodding them sounds like much more fun. Admit it....
Yes, as long as they don't whine/cry even more afterwards...

That's where the whiskey comes into play. A little for you, a little for them, a little more for you.
Wait, there's alcohol involved? That's a different story. :D
 
secret ingredient to fine art and portrait photography...
 
This is the reason I stink at portraits.
 
Valium, Gets the little boggers to cooperate every time. Their forced smiles look more natural as well. Plus it helps the stressed out moms/dads/moms/dads/boyfriends/girlfriends/grandparents/aunts/uncles, whom ever happens to be in attendence.
 
A good amount of Benadryl a bit before the shoot - it's legal for their age group and you don't need a prescription. You might have to duct gaffing tape them to the chair, though.
 

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