Virtually a band

[Hertz van Rental]

Now you're getting the idea - now fly my pretties.
Got to go now. Single parent stuff. Have fun till I get back

 

[terri34 6]

Oh hell, I'm in.

I'll be the hot wailing vocals chick with all the bangles and heavy eyeliner.

Sweet.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Oops! Sorry Chase. Didn't see you hanging around back there.
By rights you should be the manager but sulky bass players are SO hard to come by so OK.
Now we seem to have most of the band. The next stage is to come up with a name for our band and some song titles (really bad puns only please). In the meantime I'm putting on my Ray-Ban's and going off to pose at a club or two (You mean you've never heard of me and the band?! Where have you been hiding? Now let me in please)

 

[ferny]

Do I get to be the misunderstood reclusive bass player?

I could give that a go. But my musical abilities aren't exactly great. So I'd probably be better off locking myself away with a fish. I could be your reclusive bass player. I have more chance of getting a tuna from a fish than a guitar.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

You don't have to be musical Ferny, just good at posing and bulshitting - that's the fun of it.
When struck I just emit a tuneless D'oh!

 

[ferny]

Posing and stuff I can do. Jumping up and down is easy to. When are the auditions for a Bez?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

That was it. It's more than Paul McCartney ever got I'll warrant....