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ThatCameraThingy said:
DAN for President!!!!!


PS : hey man , what hav the girls done to you ???

That my friend is a looonnnggg question.

As about being beaten by a Mil Carton, I was at a place a little while ago that had no milk, and I had decided to run for president.
To draw attention, and just for when I was thursty, I brough a Carton of Milk, and during my speech I promptly held it up high.
At the end of my speech I brought it close to my face and smiled noding at the crowd, and posed for a few pictures, the carton of course being the center of attention.

It never occured to me, but now it does....

The people thought it was the Carton that was running for their leader, and believed me simply to be its spokesperson, when I brought the Carton to my head and nodded at the crowd, they believed I was confering with the Milk Carton, and that it was promising more cartons to come.
It was a landslide, everyone voted for the Carton, except one, who voted for the squirell that attacked me as I walked off stage..

Sad times...Sad times...

Funny thing is the Milk Carton is doing a great job!
 
That Mil Carton is a horrible woman.
 
Lmfao. That squirrel sounds rabid. Better get checked for rabies! We don't want a sick person running for president!
 

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