w00t!

[Chris of Arabia]

Alex, keep an eye out for Ferny whilst you do that, I hear he's dropped his soap...

 

[Hertz van Rental]

:lmao:

 

[spiffybeth]

why is everybody talking about my behind?

 

[Alex_B]

I guess ferny by now has realised this was a silly mistake ...

 

[lostprophet]

this thread has me all confuzzieleded

 

[Hertz van Rental]

It's just static from the tumble drying. Should wear off in an hour or so. Don't walk near any balloons as a precaution.

 

[Antarctican]

Nah, it's not static cling, that's just his normal animal magnetism. (Really. You should see the way otters run right over, like metal filings to a magnet)

 

[Alex_B]

did someone say otters? or was it bananas?

 

[ferny]

What's soap?

 

[Alex_B]

What's soap?

where is this strong stench coming from?

 

[ferny]

*shuts the window*

There we go. The farmer has been spraying the fields again.

 

[Alex_B]

I feel sick

 

[ferny]

Ewwww. Go and feel something else. Why are you putting your hands in vomit?

 

[Alex_B]

I feel even more sick now

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Ferny tends to have that effect on people.