Your Daily Advice

[unpopular]

never mistake the sentimental for the wise.

 

[pixmedic]

never give the prostitute the money first.

 

[rexbobcat]

never give the prostitute the money first.

Also think twice before giving that transvestite a ride....Eddie Murphy...

 

[Kazooie]

Eating a rare filet mignon does not make you a vampire. Just a manly man.

 

[Kazooie]

Look hard enough and eventually you can find someone who loves even the worst things about you.

 

[Kazooie]

Free stuff found illegally is both illegal and not free.

 

[Kazooie]

Censorship ain't cool no matter who does it.

 

[Kazooie]

Be wary, for in every package lies socks.

 

[Kazooie]

Rejoice, for even with thousands of miles between us, we can talk.

 

[Kazooie]

Letting a dog relieve it's bladder on your feet does not do wonders for anything. Except to keep people away, then it does.

 

[unpopular]

always take advice from a fifteen year old with a grain of salt, chances are the advice given if for the benefit of the youth who is giving it.

 

[Rob99]

When you're laughing about something you saw and your girlfriend asks "what's so funny?" and you tell her, then she says "that's not that funny."............I can now assure you, "that's because you're stupid." is not the proper response.

 

[Kazooie]

Picking your nose in public is a safe alternative to blowing it in public.

 

[unpopular]

^^whoa.

 

[Kazooie]

"Freedom of speech is the ability to yell 'Theater' in a crowded fire." -Anonymous Yippie