A great joke in true bace form...

[bace]

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own ****ing blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

 

[firemedic0135]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Olympus8MP]

Haha! I'll have to remember that one!

 

[bace]

It's great because it has not one but two punchlines.

awesome.

 

[Puscas]

It's a repost, but hey, it's a good one.







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