A great joke in true bace form...

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  1. bace

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    A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

    "Good," she replies. "Get your own ****ing blanket."

    After a moment of silence, he farted.
     
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    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
     
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    Haha! I'll have to remember that one! :lol::lol:
     
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    It's great because it has not one but two punchlines.

    awesome.
     
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    It's a repost, but hey, it's a good one.







    pascal
     

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