A joke for Avis.

[photo gal]

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?.........just wondering! : )

 

[aprilraven]

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?.........just wondering! : )

:hail: :hail: love it!!


*never did like that hag.....*

 

[Hertz van Rental]

What do you call a gorilla with a banana shoved in each ear?








Anything you like. He can't hear you.

 

[aprilraven]

What do you call a gorilla with a banana shoved in each ear?








Anything you like. He can't hear you.

:lmao:

what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

el-if-i-know......:er:

 

[doenoe]

Whats green and hurts when it hits your eye?



A pool table

 

[Unimaxium]

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?



Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.

Yeah ok, that one sucks.

 

[woodsac]

What do you do when you have an endangered animal...


...that only eats endangered plants?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

What's green, got six legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree onto you?




A snooker table.

 

[Rob]

What's yellow and dangerous?
...shark infested custard

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
... a woolly jumper

What's brown and sticky?
... a stick

Rob

 

[doenoe]

Whats orange and shouts "Im an orange!!!!"
A mandarin with a big mouth

 

[lostprophet]

what do you call a man with Rabbit on his head??








Warren:lmao:

 

[lostprophet]

what do you call a man with a seagull on his head??




Cliff

 

[lostprophet]

what do you call a man with a biscuit on his head??


Lionel Richtea

 

[lostprophet]

What do you call a man with a car on his head??



Jack

 

[Hertz van Rental]

What do you call a man with a plank on his head?

Edward.


What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Doug.



Etc.......