Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by lostprophet, Jun 28, 2008.
Why do Birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Are they penguins?
i think he means birds that can fly, it would take forever for a penguin to appear (if you aint near them)
If the birds are vultures then the person to whom you refer is dead.
If the birds are Woodpeckers then the person is either Pinocchio or they've got wood.
If the birds are Bluebirds then the person is Uncle Remus.
And if the birds are some kind of Parrot then the person is obviously nuts.
If the birds are storks then the person is heavily pregnant and due an imminent delivery...
I am fat balls.
:shock: The Fat Balls - Blues guitar legend?
take the bird seed out of your pockets?
Not so. Most penguins own at least one pair of rocket boots. Those suckers can shift when they want to.
yeah, until they hit the beach or something. They aint going anywhere fast.
corrected for truth
Why do stars fall down from the sky
Every time you walk by?
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