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  1. lostprophet

    lostprophet No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    Why do Birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
     
  2. Antarctican

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    Are they penguins?
     
  3. doenoe

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    i think he means birds that can fly, it would take forever for a penguin to appear (if you aint near them)
     
  4. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    If the birds are vultures then the person to whom you refer is dead.
    If the birds are Woodpeckers then the person is either Pinocchio or they've got wood.
    If the birds are Bluebirds then the person is Uncle Remus.
    And if the birds are some kind of Parrot then the person is obviously nuts.
     
  5. Chris of Arabia

    Chris of Arabia Herding cats since 1988... Supporting Member

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    If the birds are storks then the person is heavily pregnant and due an imminent delivery...
     
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    I am fat balls.
     
  7. Hertz van Rental

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    :shock: The Fat Balls - Blues guitar legend?
     
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    take the bird seed out of your pockets?
     
  9. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    Not so. Most penguins own at least one pair of rocket boots. Those suckers can shift when they want to.
     
  10. doenoe

    doenoe TPF Noob!

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    yeah, until they hit the beach or something. They aint going anywhere fast.
     
  11. Overread

    Overread has a hat around here somewhere Staff Member Supporting Member

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    corrected for truth ;)
     
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    Why do stars fall down from the sky
    Every time you walk by?
     

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