TheBeginning:
I sinerely doubt as to whether such a lens exists, especially one with all of the qualities you're giving it.
However, there are (historically) lenses with fixed aperture settings. They are known as "Waterhouse stops". Some information with regard to these types of apertures follows.
1. A system of interchangeable fixed-size aperture plates.
In the mid to late 1800s camera lenses did not have adjustable iris-type aperture diaphragms as they do today. Instead they either were used wide open or else employed a system of interchangeable black metal plates. These plates, which were inserted into a slot on the side of the lens barrel, had holes drilled into them. The photographer would adjust the lens aperture by swapping out one plate for another with a different size of hole. These plates were named Waterhouse stops, apparently after the inventor who came up with the system in 1853 or 1858 or thereabouts.
Entry last updated 2002-04-18. Term 1285 of 1472.
2. A link to historic lenses with "waterhouse stops", which might be of some interest.
http://www.boxcameras.com/2brasslenses.html
3. In my brief explorations, I did find something called "lensbabies" which might be of some interest. Here's a link.
http://www.lensbabies.com/index.php?r=GSBellows
Hope this is useful!
Bill