Rob
TPF Noob!
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM "UP NORTH" WHEN... [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] you only own three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] you design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] the mosquitoes have landing lights [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] you have more miles on your snowblower than your car [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] you have 10 favorite recipes for venison [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] TrueValue Hardware on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas[/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] you live in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is one yard above the ground[/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] you've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow[/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] you think everyone from the city has an accent [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] you think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons[/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] you owe more money on your snowmobile than your car [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] the local paper covers national and international headlines on l/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports[/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] at least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] the most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] your snowblower gets stuck on the roof [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] you think the start of deer hunting season is a national holiday [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] you head south to go to your cottage [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] you frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl on your deck[/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] you know which leaves make good toilet paper [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] the mayor greets you on the street by your first name [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] there is only one shopping plaza in town [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] the major parish fundraiser isn't bingo - its sausage making [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] you find -20F a little chilly[/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] the trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] you attended a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your snowmobile boots[/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] you can play road hockey on skates [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout [/FONT]
- [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] you know the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.[/FONT]