Corupt a wish

[timethief]

Granted, but your lenses are so slippery they fall off every time you try to put them on.

I wish i could get rid of these ants. around the table since 3 days now.

 

[HannahRebekah]

Granted, but instead you have cockroaches.

I wish I could remember what I wanted to get my friend for christmas.

 

[timethief]

Granted, you get your friend the best gift ever but you forget your friend.

i wish i could get rid of these cockoraches

 

[ghache]

Granted, you get your friend the best gift ever but you forget your friend.

i wish i could get rid of these cockoraches

Granded but the cat you bought to eat the cockoraches is now making his nail on your brand new camera bag

I wish i didnt had to drive 14 hour to go back to the east coast next weekend.

 

[timethief]

Granted, now you have to cycle all the way cause motor vehicles are banned to save the planet.

I wish my cat wouldnt nail my camera bag.

 

[ghache]

Granted, now you have to cycle all the way cause motor vehicles are banned to save the planet.

I wish my cat wouldnt nail my camera bag.

Granted, now that you killed the cat, the cockaroaches are back.

I wish my bike had a motor.

 

[Sbuxo]

Granted, but your bike speeds away so fast that you lose it. c:

I wish I had an infallible wish. c:

 

[HannahRebekah]

Granted, but the person making the wish is not infallible, and you mess it up.

I wish for the perfect pillow.

 

[icassell]

Granted, but your cat pukes on it and destroys it.

I wish I could visit Antarctica.

 

[RauschPhotography]

Granted, but your cat pukes on it and destroys it.

I wish I could visit Antarctica.

Global warming destroys Antarctica.

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[icassell]

Granted -- in confederate bills.

I wish it got light earlier in the morning so I could take bird pictures before work.

 

[HannahRebekah]

Granted, but the only birds that show up are vultures and other ugly creatures.

I wish good dragons existed.

 

[icassell]

Granted, but they still are hungry for humans.

I wish I could have three wishes.

 

[pbelarge]

I wish good dragons existed.

Your wish is granted, the dragons are good and hungry.:lmao:



I wish for the day when all wishs come true

 

[Sbuxo]

Granted, your wishs come true, but they are not wishes.

I wish for the person below me to be pregnant with a unicorn.