I don't get it

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  1. lostprophet

    lostprophet No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    If women are supposed to be so good at shopping why is it that they never have their money ready when they get to the front of the queue? They always looked shocked when they realise they need to pay!

    People who go to an airshow, outdoor concert etc etc then spend the whole day asleep.
     
  2. lostprophet

    lostprophet No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    and another thing, why is it when I'm selling a pair of binoculars someone muppet always says "Can you see the Moon through them?"

    Bearing in mind you can see the Moon with your naked eyes and binoculars makes things bigger, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
     
  3. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    That's because they are used to a man picking up the tab.

    *goes and hides in another dimension*
     
  4. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    :er:

    Ya know, I can start man bashing, if you'd really like that. :er:
     
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    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    I love it when you talk dirty, Corry.
     
  6. blackdoglab

    blackdoglab yeah I'm easy.... but I'm not cheap

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    why do women insist on putting covers, cozies, and doilies on everything? the tissue box already has a pattern and the toilet already has a nice look to it (on the outside at least)

    (runs and hides in the corner waiting for Corry to administer punishment)
     
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    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    Good point. If they manufactured chintz condoms with lace trim I think the birth rate would drop to zero.
     
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    Tangerini TPF Noob!

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    :lmao:
     
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    That's not far enough! You will be hunted down and punished appropriately. :playball:
     
  10. Alex_B

    Alex_B No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    hm, those actiually are questions which I never found ans answer to!

    (typing in a bathtub actually, room decorated by a male (me), no silly things around :))

    well, ok ,no someone could ask why men take their laptop with them when taking a bath ;)
     
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    How very European!
     
  12. Alex_B

    Alex_B No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    is it? ;)

    i thought it is just me ;)
     

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