Model releases are like condoms.

Village Idiot · Jun 23, 2008

They come in a bunch of different flavors and you're never sure which one to use to truly satisfy your client?

Village Idiot · Jun 23, 2008

Emerana said:
inexperienced young boys like to have them to feel important but really dont need either

I resemble that!...er...you know what I mean... :blushing:

Village Idiot · Jun 23, 2008

-Not having a condom is not having protection while being screwed.

Not having a model release is not having protection against getting screwed.

-They both usually have fine print on them that I don't bother reading.

-If you break a comdom while in use, you can be guaranteed 18 years of pain and suffering

If a model breaks a model release wile in use, you can be guaranteed some compensation.

-One of the two can't be rolled down over your head and blown up with your nose to impress people at parties.

-You would never plaster your newly married best friend's car with model releases

-Girls are usually more excited to participate when you don't have a model release.

Iron Flatline · Jun 23, 2008

It's really embarrassing to have fumble for one just when things start getting good...

Fiendish Astronaut · Jun 23, 2008

If you're worried about breakage wear two, but put some tobasco sauce inbetween. If she screa...

Oh wait sorry wrong forum.

christopher walrath · Jun 23, 2008

Man, there are a lot of screwed up people on this forum. Glad to be a part.

Senor Hound · Jun 24, 2008

So how many people here carry a model release in their wallet?

bblaine · Jun 25, 2008

wow you guys are hilarious! model releases are like condoms because sometimes they don't cover everything in order to protect you legally therefore getting you into some trouble... like a hole in a condom would get you into some trouble.

rufus5150 · Jun 25, 2008

- Starting at the top, no one ever really makes it to the very bottom of one (cue the 'speak for yourself' replies)

- Once it's been used, you really hope to never have to see it again.

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