MY D800 IS BROKED!

Yeah, well... we'll see. :p

I've really been very annoyed about the whole thing. I waited for eeeeeeeeeeeeeons for a FF camera. I finally get one, and the thing is pretty much a piece of crap, and because of the STUPID big RAW files I basically had to upgrade my whole infrastructure to compensate. And for what? Blurry damned pictures, that's what. BAH.

:lol:

I'm just grumpy. I'm sure I'll be floored when they fix it and it sucks less. :)

I do LOVE mine.. just need to get out and use it more! lol! Maybe I will do a series of Selfies, nearly naked it dirty underwear... seems popular today! lol! (NOT!) ;)

Oh yes, excellent idea. And that 36MP will really bring out the nasty hairs on your big fat belly and the pee stains on your tighty whities.

:lol:

My girlfriend says we are "cretins"! ;) lol!
 
Old Hippy turns quickly to see bunny floging itself with camera strap from returned body
 
HAHAHAHAHHAA...

You sure that wasn't croutons? As in, the ones that have collected in your naked beer-belly engorged navel?
 
Yeah, well... we'll see. :p

I've really been very annoyed about the whole thing. I waited for eeeeeeeeeeeeeons for a FF camera. I finally get one, and the thing is pretty much a piece of crap, and because of the STUPID big RAW files I basically had to upgrade my whole infrastructure to compensate. And for what? Blurry damned pictures, that's what. BAH.

:lol:

I'm just grumpy. I'm sure I'll be floored when they fix it and it sucks less. :)

I do LOVE mine.. just need to get out and use it more! lol! Maybe I will do a series of Selfies, nearly naked it dirty underwear... seems popular today! lol! (NOT!) ;)

Oh yes, excellent idea. And that 36MP will really bring out the nasty hairs on your big fat belly and the pee stains on your tighty whities.

:lol:

I thought there might be a reason for 36mp ...now I have my answer!
 
Every company has problems with their products from time to time. It is how they go about resolving these issues that sets them apart.
 
Charlie, even one is too much. Unless you're built like a greek god, don't go there. We do not need to put more women off looking at us guys.
 
Old Hippy list of things not to do
1. Do not take shots of self exposing skin other than wrist and face.
2. Do not take sleeping pills and laxative the same night.
 
Charlie, even one is too much. Unless you're built like a greek god, don't go there. We do not need to put more women off looking at us guys.

AGREED! LOL!
 
Don't mean to disappoint you, but mine has been to Nikon twice now and is still not fixed. The first time they did nothing to it and sent it back to me, the second time they did adjust it so that the center point is front focused and the left is back focused. Originally the center was close and the left was way back focused.
 
Don't mean to disappoint you, but mine has been to Nikon twice now and is still not fixed. The first time they did nothing to it and sent it back to me, the second time they did adjust it so that the center point is front focused and the left is back focused. Originally the center was close and the left was way back focused.

Oh ick. Well, we will see what happens.
 
Consumer electronics makers love the help they get from all their gamma testers (early adopters), identifying/sorting out the last of the design/software bugs that would take way to long to identify beta testing.
 
Consumer electronics makers love the help they get from all their gamma testers (early adopters), identifying/sorting out the last of the design/software bugs that would take way to long to identify beta testing.

Yea.. but the bragging and B1tchin rights are worth it! lol!
 
My D800 is back and is de-broked!

The focus is sooooooooooo spot on now... and so sharp in general. I think this thing was even more broken than I realized. After 8 months of ownership I finally feel like I got the camera I paid for. YAY.
 

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