Photo Review

[Antarctican]

Being models, they are used to downing laxatives and diuretics before a shoot. Perhaps your avatar was onscreen at the time, thus triggering the look of fear and revulsion you noted. And see often, I presume.

Were you falling backwards when you took that shot? Water clearly doesn't run uphill in the manner suggested by the horizon in your pic.

 

[kundalini]

Much appreciated for my well being. I take it that you are from the Northern Hemisphere and have a clue how water runs where this photo was taken.



When mixing vertical and horizontal stripes on your models, I think you might as well go all the way and paint the stupid clowns face on too.

 

[Senor Hound]

Clown face = good. Thanks!

This photo absolutely sucks. Nowhere in any part of this photo is anything which even closely resembles the characteristics of a quality photograph. Just by gazing upon this abomination of the visual arts people are being permanently traumatized in ways beyond any sort of cognitive repair.

 

[abraxas]

Thank you, but with all due respect, PROVE IT!



I love the way you have the soft light catching on downy forehead hair of the bride.

 

[Chris of Arabia]

I understand your concern, but it was the full moon and the Phillishave was in for a service



I'd love to be able to shoot children myself - do you know where I could buy a gun?

 

[Antarctican]

Do you seriously believe you could pass the psychological profile test to get a gun? I guess being a pathological liar will assist you in that regard.


Entering this shot in a Photo of the Month contest may stroke your ego, but it induces a stroke in the rest of us to think you deem it worthy.

 

[Chris of Arabia]

I wasn't too concerned when I saw what it was you'd entered yourself.






Ah, I can see what happened there, you forgot to turn the timer off didn't you...

 

[abraxas]

You have no comprehension of what 'art' means do you?



You have no comprehension of what 'art' means do you?



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[Antarctican]

Is that your split personality talking? Or have you been hitting the bottle again and are used to seeing double?


Your still life of a bowl of apples is boring and cliché. And since it wasn't moving around, I'm surprised you weren't able to achieve a sharp focus.

 

[abraxas]

It was entirely the fault of the AF.




Human beings recoiling in revulsion when they see you- Do you have any other subject matter when doing street photography?

 

[Senor Hound]

Yes, but the other photos are of people gouging out their eyes...

This photo needs a little less light, and a lot more NSFW...

 

[kundalini]

Thanks. Why just the other day, I was approached by the Northern San Fransisco Wankers club for a possible shoot.



Even if you managed to get the entire group in frame AND in focus, there wouldn't be a full set of teeth.

 

[Senor Hound]

Well it was a hockey team...

This photo should have been aborted while it was still a negative.

 

[abraxas]

Thank you, but I'm all digital and have archived everything.



The depth of field in this shot is so deep it looks like you should jump in and never-ever come back.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

What were you attempting to do when you took this picture? Because if your intention was to show that you are completely inept as a photographer then you succeeded admirably.