sick of haiku? Try a limerick

jocose · Dec 6, 2005

Artemis, your poem I passed
And I'm embarrassed to asked
I wasn't knowing
Where you were going
Did you mean a**ed?

jocose · Dec 7, 2005

She talks like a bobble head
Yakking but nothing said
With her mouth a yobbin'
And her head a bobbin'
Sometimes I wish I were dead!

jocose · Dec 7, 2005

He saw a hole to plug
He looked around and shrugged
He dropped his drawers
Spreading clothes on the floor
and filled the hole with a mug. :mrgreen:

Corry · Dec 7, 2005

jocose said:
He saw a hole to plug
He looked around and shrugged
He dropped his drawers
Spreading clothes on the floor
and filled the hole with a mug. :mrgreen:

:lmao: (sorry, no limerick, I'll try later)

jocose · Dec 7, 2005

I went to a bar in town
My sorrows intending to drown
Became quite drunk
and who woulda thunk
that I'd wake up in a gown

My goal was to get quite pished
to my dismay I mished
The girl with the rack
Was really quite stacked
To take her home I wished

I went and chatted her up
An invitation to sup
She laughed in my face
and to my discrace
Into her lap I threw up

The bouncer then appeared
and things got really weird
The lights came on
and reality dawned
The well stacked chick had a beard

And so I returned to my home
and I'm swearing off the foam
I'll stick with the chicks
without any pricks
And I'll never have to groan

darin3200 · Dec 7, 2005

Darin wants to get 1000 posts
As well as travel to both coasts
Atlantic wasn't that hard
I don't have a business card
Bread is what darin toasts

jocose · Dec 9, 2005

The boss is finally on leave
And everyone's relieved
There's a lilt in my step
And pleased to accept
Her gift of a one-month reprieve

jocose · Dec 9, 2005

core_17 said:
:lmao: (sorry, no limerick, I'll try later)

Core-E, your time is here
And now it's your turn I fear
to write a limerick
that's full of schtick
and I know that we will cheer!

Corry · Dec 9, 2005

But I don't know the limerick rules
'Cause it was never taught in my schools
So if this sucks
I'll give ya a buck
I'm the loser of limerick duels.

terri · Dec 9, 2005

:shock:

Jocose had a story to tell
Of an evening that went straight to hell
He hit on a chick, who did have a prick
Which apparently ended the spell!

:biglaugh:

jocose · Dec 9, 2005

terri said:
:shock:

Jocose had a story to tell
Of an evening that went straight to hell
He hit on a chick, who did have a prick
Which apparently ended the spell!

It was a rough time I admits
I prefer the girlie bits
But I'm not above
Accepting love
as long as s/he has some tits

jocose · Dec 9, 2005

core_17 said:
But I don't know the limerick rules
'Cause it was never taught in my schools
So if this sucks
I'll give ya a buck
I'm the loser of limerick duels.

Corry, You're no fool
"Was never taught in school"
3 beats you need
Then you succeed
Now you've made the rule

Again it's a bit of a gruel
"I lost the limerick duel"
Fixes line 5
and now you're alive
and still in the limerick pool